Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 14

kennyc · 09-06-2010, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

...Go eat a vegan!

Do they taste like chicken?

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 11:54 AM

They should - they eat the same stuff!

SameOldStory · 09-06-2010, 01:26 PM

Not quite, little friend. You would like vegans. They eat no meat nor use any animal products.

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Go eat a vegan!

And there is the problem. Vegans are best cooked in chicken stock. So if the Vegans are unwilling to be cooked in a product that has some chicken in it, how can they best be cooked? They really are too large to fit on a BBQ grill.

You chickens are just too good for your own good. Hay! I made poetry.

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 01:40 PM

I'm sure vegans have drum sticks too!

Just get a larger grill & invite friends over!

recluse · 09-06-2010, 01:56 PM

Vegans give me gas.

Hey, can I post a list of who I want to "eat"?

Can I post a "Who's Eating You?" thread?

Vegetable stock tastes better than chicken stock, by the way.

SameOldStory · 09-06-2010, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Vegans give me gas.

Hey, can I post a list of who I want to "eat"?

Can I post a "Who's Eating You?" thread?

Vegetable stock tastes better than chicken stock, by the way.

This is a family friendly forum. If you can eat them with knife and fork, ok.

"Can I post a "Who's Eating You?" thread?"

So long as it meets the stipulation above, and you have a hand left to type with.

Do you want to come to a BBQ? It might take a while to get the right ingredients though. I thought little chickens were gullible. It must be his unnatural paranoia.

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 04:37 PM

Paranoia???? Just because ALL my friends just happen to have BBQs? Already fired up? With a side of sauce bubbling away? And keep waving to me with forks in their hands?

Why should I be paranoid?

recluse · 09-06-2010, 05:11 PM

You guys keep saying "family friendly" like it means something.
Most families need their trees cut down and burned.

And thanks for the invite, but I'm not much of a chicken eater.
I prefer fish.

AprilHare · 09-06-2010, 07:24 PM

A likely story!
I'm not going to find myself on a skewer tomorrow, am I?..

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

A likely story!
I'm not going to find myself on a skewer tomorrow, am I?..

If SoS gets hold of you - you'll find yourself on a skewer today!

recluse · 09-06-2010, 07:35 PM

Even worse, after he's done having his way with you,
he'll cook and eat you!

SameOldStory · 09-06-2010, 07:43 PM

Shame on you, Recluse. I'm a chicken lover.

But that's ok, Recluse. That just leaves more chick food for the rest of us.

I do have some fish sticks if you want. I'll pop them in the oven if you do want to come.

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Just because ALL my friends just happen to have BBQs?

Is that the problem, poohbear? No BBQ grill? All your friends have one and you don't. Poor little pooh.

But you can have mine! Come on over and I'll really give it to you!

And if the party gets too loud you can just pull the cover over you to make it nice and quite.

I'm always thinking of you, ol buddy.

recluse · 09-06-2010, 08:13 PM

Most people don't unzip their flies to reach their chicken "basters".

That ain't love.
It's lust.

poohbear_nc · 09-06-2010, 08:21 PM

Quote:

Is that the problem, poohbear? No BBQ grill? All your friends have one and you don't. Poor little pooh.

But you can have mine! Come on over and I'll really give it to you!

And if the party gets too loud you can just pull the cover over you to make it nice and quite. I'm always thinking of you, ol buddy.

Huh! I bet the light goes out when the cover is closed! I won't be able to read then!

SameOldStory · 09-06-2010, 09:39 PM

Never worry, it has quaint gas lighting.

You're going to be so happy with a BBQ grill just for you.

Actually, do you mind hamburgers? It seems some don't like chickens.

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09-06-2010, 11:54 AM	#197
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,646 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	They should - they eat the same stuff!

09-06-2010, 01:40 PM	#199
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,646 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I'm sure vegans have drum sticks too! Just get a larger grill & invite friends over!

09-06-2010, 01:56 PM	#200
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Vegans give me gas. Hey, can I post a list of who I want to "eat"? Can I post a "Who's Eating You?" thread? Vegetable stock tastes better than chicken stock, by the way.

09-06-2010, 04:37 PM	#202
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,646 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Paranoia???? Just because ALL my friends just happen to have BBQs? Already fired up? With a side of sauce bubbling away? And keep waving to me with forks in their hands? Why should I be paranoid?

09-06-2010, 05:11 PM	#203
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	You guys keep saying "family friendly" like it means something. Most families need their trees cut down and burned. And thanks for the invite, but I'm not much of a chicken eater. I prefer fish.

09-06-2010, 07:24 PM	#204
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	A likely story! I'm not going to find myself on a skewer tomorrow, am I?..

09-06-2010, 07:35 PM	#206
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Even worse, after he's done having his way with you, he'll cook and eat you!

09-06-2010, 08:13 PM	#208
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Most people don't unzip their flies to reach their chicken "basters". That ain't love. It's lust.

09-06-2010, 09:39 PM	#210
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Never worry, it has quaint gas lighting. You're going to be so happy with a BBQ grill just for you. Actually, do you mind hamburgers? It seems some don't like chickens.