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Old 09-01-2010, 03:11 PM   #436
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Yeah, but you know how leetle and pathetic a wet kitten looks. About a quarter of its original size.
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:20 PM   #437
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Yeah, but you know how leetle and pathetic a wet kitten looks. About a quarter of its original size.
Exactly my thoughts Deb. Small, vulnerable, and miserable!

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I'm a snow kitten!!! no hypothermia here!!!! bwahahahahahha!
cold is fine, wet is fine - there is nothing worse than cold and wet!! I was only going to help you dry off....
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Old 09-01-2010, 03:40 PM   #438
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Are you saying KK is furry like a cat?

Never mind.

I gotta get this snow kitten to the walk-in freezer.
Kinda glad I've been drinking all that antifreeze.

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Old 09-02-2010, 01:49 AM   #439
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See, Grace?

Sneaky's underwear are all neat and proper.

So, whose undies are bunched up?
that's what I'm trying to figure out! so geoff and ss are in the clear....

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just can't hold his liquor .... either that or it's the time difference between the party here and the other one on the other side of the universe .... at GraceKrispy's
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Grace is having one too?! Wow, busy week. I'll head over to Grace's after I'm done looking at the rest of Sneaky's photo album.
Wahoo!! Time to dust off the lock and open up the palace again! I'm trying to get a new place though, because this palace just gets way too crowded and smelly with all those bunched up panties.... Geoff is helping me get my new place. With the power of thought.
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Old 09-02-2010, 03:39 AM   #440
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erm, thinking's not my strong point ..... are you sure you wanted those over there ?
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Old 09-02-2010, 04:47 AM   #441
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that's what I'm trying to figure out! so geoff and ss are in the clear....

Wahoo!! Time to dust off the lock and open up the palace again! I'm trying to get a new place though, because this palace just gets way too crowded and smelly with all those bunched up panties.... Geoff is helping me get my new place. With the power of thought.
For you, and only you, GraceKrispy, allow me to offer, gratis, the fine services of Montsnmags Enterprises Dimensional Renovations. They specialise in creating extra space where you thought there was none, mostly because there was none. Montsnmags Enterprises Dimensional Renovations follow the company motto of "Law..schmlaw!" and considering the Laws of Physics to be rough guidelines, for lesser architects. They're renowned for building a Bali-style cabana around Cthuhlu's pool at R'lyeh which he was very not-totally-unhappy with (truth is, the place only has non-Euclidean geometry because old Cthulhu was never real good at maths...the perfect customer, really, especially at invoicing time).

Anyway, just say the word, and I'll send the crew round to add the extra, non-Euclidean wing/dimensional anomaly to your palace (and you know me...that crew aren't going to be too hard on the eyes either). I can also provide you the necessary catering services, legal battalions, defense forces, Oshkosh water cannon truck squadrons, credit services for bribery funding, wormhole transport systems, retrochron paradox reconciliators, PNS distractors, and culinary consultants to ensure that any Party you elect to try constrain within your abode probably will not cause the collapse of the known universe, mess up your drapes, require your reanimation from a craving for "braaiiiins", and generally have you in the bad books with your neighbors ("neighbors" extending also to the exceedingly violent advocates of extreme torture, the sentients of the Andromeda Galactic Empire...humorless bastiches that they are).

So, Party "time" at your house? I'm quite happy to continue the indefinite hosting here, but if you want me to empty the Chateau of every being, substance, unmovable stain, perversion of physical law, and multiversal criminal charge down the black hole poop-chute into your place, just say the word. I suggest stocking up on paper towels.

Cheers,
Marc

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Old 09-02-2010, 07:42 AM   #442
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he's obviously the creme de la creme of removals, far, near, close by and cheap at half the price doubled.
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Old 09-02-2010, 08:01 AM   #443
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<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop>

<snorgle>

<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop>

<sno--> huuu?

<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop>

whaaa...

<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop>

"Doesn't anyone here answer the doorbell?"

<Wanders over to front door and opens it.>

<Screams>

<Sounds of fast, running feet, receeding into the distance.>

<Wanders back>

"Was anyone expecting a visitor of somewhat timid disposition? And does anyone know why I have tapioca on my feet or exactly what is on my head? Either of them?"

<pause>

"Hey, where has everyone gone?"
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:00 AM   #444
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i think you'll find we've been sent over to Grace's for the house warming .... tag along ?
don't forget to switch the light off ....
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Old 09-02-2010, 09:23 AM   #445
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i think you'll find we've been sent over to Grace's for the house warming .... tag along ?
don't forget to switch the light off ....
It's a new house too so you may want to wipe the tapioca off of your feet as well. Although one of the dogs, or chickens may take care of that.
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Well, they need to eat too. Tap-dancing requires a lot of energy, you know.
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How do chickens feel about licking tapioca off of LazyScot's feet?
How does LazyScot feel about being licked by chickens?
How does Geoff feel about feeling?
How's Florence, my favorite artistic genius doing?
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all these questions, and more, can be answered when one is in an appropriately attuned mind.
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I had considered that.
I also considered that I could bypass hitting myself in the head with a shovel simply by asking.
I hadn't considered you were going to be a bastard about it.
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