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Yeah, but you know how leetle and pathetic a wet kitten looks. About a quarter of its original size.
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Are you saying KK is furry like a cat?
Never mind. I gotta get this snow kitten to the walk-in freezer. Kinda glad I've been drinking all that antifreeze. Last edited by recluse; 09-01-2010 at 03:42 PM. |
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erm, thinking's not my strong point ..... are you sure you wanted those over there ?
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Anyway, just say the word, and I'll send the crew round to add the extra, non-Euclidean wing/dimensional anomaly to your palace (and you know me...that crew aren't going to be too hard on the eyes either). I can also provide you the necessary catering services, legal battalions, defense forces, Oshkosh water cannon truck squadrons, credit services for bribery funding, wormhole transport systems, retrochron paradox reconciliators, PNS distractors, and culinary consultants to ensure that any Party you elect to try constrain within your abode probably will not cause the collapse of the known universe, mess up your drapes, require your reanimation from a craving for "braaiiiins", and generally have you in the bad books with your neighbors ("neighbors" extending also to the exceedingly violent advocates of extreme torture, the sentients of the Andromeda Galactic Empire...humorless bastiches that they are). So, Party "time" at your house? I'm quite happy to continue the indefinite hosting here, but if you want me to empty the Chateau of every being, substance, unmovable stain, perversion of physical law, and multiversal criminal charge down the black hole poop-chute into your place, just say the word. I suggest stocking up on paper towels. Cheers, Marc Last edited by montsnmags; 09-02-2010 at 07:57 AM. |
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he's obviously the creme de la creme of removals, far, near, close by and cheap at half the price doubled.
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<BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop>
<snorgle> <BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop> <sno--> huuu? <BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop> whaaa... <BzzzzBingZapGargle #Oh Say Can we Drink, to the Dawn's Early# BangHiccup snortle whistle "Its party time, Jim, but not as we know it, not as we know it." whizzpop whizzpop> "Doesn't anyone here answer the doorbell?" <Wanders over to front door and opens it.> <Screams> <Sounds of fast, running feet, receeding into the distance.> <Wanders back> "Was anyone expecting a visitor of somewhat timid disposition? And does anyone know why I have tapioca on my feet or exactly what is on my head? Either of them?" <pause> "Hey, where has everyone gone?" |
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i think you'll find we've been sent over to Grace's for the house warming .... tag along ?
don't forget to switch the light off .... |
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It's a new house too so you may want to wipe the tapioca off of your feet as well. Although one of the dogs, or chickens may take care of that.
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chickens like tapioca, wow, I thought they just did tap-dancing ....
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How do chickens feel about licking tapioca off of LazyScot's feet?
How does LazyScot feel about being licked by chickens? How does Geoff feel about feeling? How's Florence, my favorite artistic genius doing? |
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all these questions, and more, can be answered when one is in an appropriately attuned mind.
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I had considered that.
I also considered that I could bypass hitting myself in the head with a shovel simply by asking. I hadn't considered you were going to be a bastard about it. |
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