Silliness Party at Marc's!!!! - Page 20

recluse · 08-25-2010, 01:41 PM

I thought she was doing the polka.
What's a budgie smuggler?
Can Marc run for President of the United States?
Can I hit someone with an ornamental lawn gnome?
I like fingerpainting in the blood.
Can we have a thunderstorm?
Can I scream?
Why is everybody naked?

happy_terd · 08-25-2010, 04:46 PM

I can't speak for everyone but the reason why I am naked is because I am airing out my cheeks.

badgoodDeb · 08-25-2010, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

What's a budgie smuggler?

I guessed right. Googling shows:
Australian slang term for men's tight-fitting Speedo-style swimwear. The 'lump in the front' apparently resembles a budgie when it is stuffed down

recluse · 08-25-2010, 05:40 PM

That's sad.
I've seen budgies.
I guess my swimsuits are condor smugglers.

badgoodDeb · 08-25-2010, 05:50 PM

Ummm. Guess it's good we don't have camera-keyboards at this MR session!

recluse · 08-25-2010, 05:58 PM

If I won't show you my face,
why would I show you my condor?

badgoodDeb · 08-25-2010, 06:13 PM

Good point. And, if you remove the bandages, you are just plain invisible (i assume?). So you're OK either way!

recluse · 08-25-2010, 06:27 PM

You assume correctly!

And thanks.
No one has ever called me "okay" before.
They automatically assume I'm not.
I think you're okay, too!

WT Sharpe · 08-26-2010, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Good point. And, if you remove the bandages, you are just plain invisible (i assume?). So you're OK either way!

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

You assume correctly!

And thanks.
No one has ever called me "okay" before.
They automatically assume I'm not.
I think you're okay, too!

That's great, Jon! You could become a flasher! You could be the first flasher in history whose case was dismissed for lack of evidence!

Well, there was that one incident with cousin Ernie, but that was different. And somewhat more than usually embarrassing for the poor perv.

recluse · 08-26-2010, 11:41 AM

I'ed rather be "The Invisible Groper".

WT Sharpe · 08-26-2010, 12:29 PM

As a young teenager, one of my weirder friends told me he's like to be invisible so he could watch the girls when the use the bathroom. I never saw the fascination. Invisible groper I could understand, but water sports don't do a thing for me. This friend was the same fellow who was with me one day in the water at a local lake that was then a popular swimming spot. At one point, he said, "This is great!"

"What's great?" I asked.

He replied, "You can stand here in water up to your chest and look at all the pretty girls and [masturbate] and no one knows you're doing it!"

Ladies, if you see a young man in chest high water watching you with a satisfied smile, well ... you never know!

FlorenceArt · 08-26-2010, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

As a young teenager, one of my weirder friends told me he's like to be invisible so he could watch the girls when the use the bathroom. I never saw the fascination. Invisible groper I could understand, but water sports don't do a thing for me. This friend was the same fellow who was with me one day in the water at a local lake that was then a popular swimming spot. At one point, he said, "This is great!"

"What's great?" I asked.

He replied, "You can stand here in water up to your chest and look at all the pretty girls and [masturbate] and no one knows you're doing it!"

Ladies, if you see a young man in chest high water watching you with a satisfied smile, well ... you never know!

Now that is one insight into the mind of a young man I did not need.

happy_terd · 08-26-2010, 03:07 PM

Usually when someone tells a story about a "friend" or a "friend of a friend" they are really telling of their own past exploits.

recluse · 08-26-2010, 03:09 PM

Sometimes, sharing is a bad thing.

vivaldirules · 08-26-2010, 04:03 PM

Tom! How could you?!

08-26-2010, 12:29 PM	#296
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	As a young teenager, one of my weirder friends told me he's like to be invisible so he could watch the girls when the use the bathroom. I never saw the fascination. Invisible groper I could understand, but water sports don't do a thing for me. This friend was the same fellow who was with me one day in the water at a local lake that was then a popular swimming spot. At one point, he said, "This is great!" "What's great?" I asked. He replied, "You can stand here in water up to your chest and look at all the pretty girls and [masturbate] and no one knows you're doing it!" Ladies, if you see a young man in chest high water watching you with a satisfied smile, well ... you never know! Last edited by WT Sharpe; 08-26-2010 at 12:31 PM.

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08-25-2010, 01:41 PM	#286
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I thought she was doing the polka. What's a budgie smuggler? Can Marc run for President of the United States? Can I hit someone with an ornamental lawn gnome? I like fingerpainting in the blood. Can we have a thunderstorm? Can I scream? Why is everybody naked?

08-25-2010, 04:46 PM	#287
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I can't speak for everyone but the reason why I am naked is because I am airing out my cheeks.

08-25-2010, 05:40 PM	#289
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	That's sad. I've seen budgies. I guess my swimsuits are condor smugglers.

08-25-2010, 05:50 PM	#290
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,581 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Ummm. Guess it's good we don't have camera-keyboards at this MR session!

08-25-2010, 05:58 PM	#291
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	If I won't show you my face, why would I show you my condor?

08-25-2010, 06:13 PM	#292
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,581 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Good point. And, if you remove the bandages, you are just plain invisible (i assume?). So you're OK either way!

08-25-2010, 06:27 PM	#293
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	You assume correctly! And thanks. No one has ever called me "okay" before. They automatically assume I'm not. I think you're okay, too!

08-26-2010, 11:41 AM	#295
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I'ed rather be "The Invisible Groper".

08-26-2010, 03:07 PM	#298
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Usually when someone tells a story about a "friend" or a "friend of a friend" they are really telling of their own past exploits.

08-26-2010, 03:09 PM	#299
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Sometimes, sharing is a bad thing.

08-26-2010, 04:03 PM	#300
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Tom! How could you?!