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Old 08-25-2010, 07:14 AM   #271
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Oh...uh...yeah...I kinda promised....but...I was sorta...you know...expecting the Mad Monk instead. I even stocked the walk-in robe with budgie smugglers in every approved Papal colour. Still, they might fit her. Yeah, bring her through...
Maybe she wants to offer you something? You know, the sort of thing you'd be perfect at. Ambassador to the USA? Head of ASIS? The New Australian culture tzar?
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Old 08-25-2010, 07:23 AM   #272
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Maybe she wants to offer you something? You know, the sort of thing you'd be perfect at. Ambassador to the USA? Head of ASIS? The New Australian culture tzar?
Prime Minister? Or is that job taken now?
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Old 08-25-2010, 07:43 AM   #273
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Old 08-25-2010, 07:59 AM   #274
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Giggling...

I called my mom to check on her early this morning. She said she didn't sleep well and said, "I finished that Stuart Woods book you put on my reader for me. You know how his books always have a lot of sex in them? Well, he outdid himself on this one. It really has a LOT of sex in it." I said, "You mean, too much?"

Long pause.

"How much is too much?"

She's 89! I love my mom...

I'm bringing her to the party.
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:15 AM   #275
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:16 AM   #276
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:16 AM   #277
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:17 AM   #278
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Old 08-25-2010, 09:19 AM   #279
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:03 AM   #280
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Giggling...

I called my mom to check on her early this morning. She said she didn't sleep well and said, "I finished that Stuart Woods book you put on my reader for me. You know how his books always have a lot of sex in them? Well, he outdid himself on this one. It really has a LOT of sex in it." I said, "You mean, too much?"

Long pause.

"How much is too much?"

She's 89! I love my mom...

I'm bringing her to the party.
Introduce her to Adrian!
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:07 AM   #281
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Maybe she wants to offer you something? You know, the sort of thing you'd be perfect at. Ambassador to the USA? Head of ASIS? The New Australian culture tzar?
I am the Pollock of the Dowunderverse, and Straya is my canvas. Julia is one of my brushes. The Mad Monk is my pot of water. Bob Brown is a smoking jacket. Parliament House is a plate of homemade pasta with a nice pesto sauce. This door stop tastes like cheese. My hands are made from the wings of sugargliders. The bird is the word. I said the bird bird bird, the bird is the word. Laugh, kookaburra, laugh!

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That's why I carry those CO2 cartridges around with me at all times.
Damn. I kept nicking them...thought I'd grown immune to ether highs, except for the headaches.

Cheers,
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:23 AM   #282
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I am the Pollock of the Dowunderverse, and Straya is my canvas. Julia is one of my brushes. The Mad Monk is my pot of water. Bob Brown is a smoking jacket. Parliament House is a plate of homemade pasta with a nice pesto sauce. This door stop tastes like cheese. My hands are made from the wings of sugargliders. The bird is the word. I said the bird bird bird, the bird is the word. Laugh, kookaburra, laugh!
I'll have what he's having. Double. With sugar frosting and a mint spring.
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Old 08-25-2010, 10:30 AM   #283
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