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Old 08-23-2010, 09:16 PM   #256
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No, no, not at all! In fact, I read every word: technical stuff, computer speak, buzz buzz, whattheheck?, byte bit bite hack heck buzz buzz technical stuff again, hmmm i-know-what-that-means nope-never-mind-i-don't, buzz buzz technical stuff again, computer-hey-i-have-one-of-those, pteradactyl terrapin terrarium terror, work job buzz buzz...
Whew! That's a relief. And here I thought we were just boring everyone to tears...

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And of course, I'm just kidding. Karma your way...
And now I'm gonna take the thread down a different path and finally admit that I don't understand this whole karma thing. I even looked in the FAQ's and what have you, and I can't find it. I gather it's something one member can give to another when they've been helpful? (In which case, I don't see how I scored here!) So how does one go about giving out the karma points?

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Old 08-23-2010, 09:19 PM   #257
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I'm an educator. I mold the future. I work to ensure students' success in both the academic and social-emotional realms. I touch children. Wait, what?
I am also an educator and am hoping to touch children..their lives that is ...lol May I also assume that you drink heavily and are poor?
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:33 PM   #258
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Whew! That's a relief. And here I thought we were just boring everyone to tears...



And now I'm gonna take the thread down a different path and finally admit that I don't understand this whole karma thing. I even looked in the FAQ's and what have you, and I can't find it. I gather it's something one member can give to another when they've been helpful? (In which case, I don't see how I scored here!) So how does one go about giving out the karma points?

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Karma info here.


Helpful, or entertaining, or ... whatever. Karma.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:52 PM   #259
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And now I'm gonna take the thread down a different path and finally admit that I don't understand this whole karma thing.

So how does one go about giving out the karma points?

Thanks,
Maria

Short version:

If someone helps you, says something that you agree with or like, or something that you think is funny, you can give them Karma points by clicking on the word KARMA below your avatar.

You don't have to give them all the karma that shows when you click KARMA, you can give less.

You can also add a short note saying why.
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:23 PM   #260
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:33 AM   #261
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I am also an educator and am hoping to touch children..their lives that is ...lol May I also assume that you drink heavily and are poor?
but of course!


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Amen. And I want children taught by people like YOU. Well said, and I'm sending karma your way!
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Good for you! I agree about the parental responsibilities in particular...not only are teachers expected to teach the children their subjects, but are expected to provide discipline and baby sit them and ...
Here here!
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Old 08-24-2010, 03:19 AM   #262
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As my cat is reminding me now, I do have a ninght time job - Door opener for a cat.

This job is paid for in purrs.
Purrs? What does that buy you? And do they always pay in time? I have a feeling you are being exploited. But of course, you're a cat keeper
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Old 08-24-2010, 05:00 AM   #263
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:57 AM   #264
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Well, thanks, maybe I will go ahead and ask for their help next time, instead of just being annoyed at them! Geez, you are threatening to change my whole perspective on DBA's.

And yes, we have thoroughly and completely derailed this very nice thread...

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No. . . we all get special training in evil bastardry. AS far as hijacking goes:
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  2. I started the thread, so common law says I get to determine what's appropriate and what isn't.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:06 AM   #265
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:12 AM   #266
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Yes, this is exactly the problem. I am grouping on columns that are not indexed (the tables/views I query are all part of a database that's "in development"),. . . Maria
DEVELOPMENT!?! (sorry for the late-ish response, I just caught this little phrase) You NEED to get the project manager involved! It is the height of LUNACY to tell a user that a query they are running in a development database that a query they have tweaked as best they can that there is something wrong with the query. I mean there could still be a LOT wrong with your queries, but the PM and the Database architect need to get involved at this point and make sure you aren't uncovering some inherent design fault!
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Purrs? What does that buy you? And do they always pay in time? I have a feeling you are being exploited. But of course, you're a cat keeper
We need to get you a cat.

Purrs can't be spent or saved. They’re quite useless, except to the pet-er and the pet-ee. (Sp?)


"But of course, you're a cat keeper"

Only someone who has never been owned by a cat could make such a statement.

Cats are aliens, mentally. They keep us around to do their bidding.
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