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Old 08-23-2010, 02:59 AM   #136
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And you figure the baby will know this?

Still involves giving birth to a horse, though.
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Old 08-23-2010, 03:00 AM   #137
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Sherry totally sucks. check my previous entry on it. sorry if part of sneaky snake is sherry
nah, my real initials are KC. I don't like Sherry as a name, I was just being an alcholic. Back to Cointreau! or Pernod, or.......
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Old 08-23-2010, 04:24 AM   #138
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:43 AM   #139
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bleh my best friends name in jr. high (well she considered me her friend, I connsidered her a PITA) was Sherry. short, fat, that mot annoying of red hair, nit the pretty kind. bythe time she was 20 she had two kids, named the girl Kristina and the boy Kristopher. yes after me. creepy much?
Yep, very creepy. Does she know where you live now - ever see someone strange out in your woods? Maybe it's her (assuming it isn't recluse )

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I am guessing that the baby will come in 4 days. Maybe I should have a guess the "delivery" poll for karma. lol
The 27th is a good day - my son was born then!

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uh, no. but you can lay backwards on a horse. especially a cooperative one
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Still involves giving birth to a horse, though.
Maybe she was suggesting conceiving on one - have to be a really patient horse though - and strong.
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Old 08-23-2010, 08:59 AM   #140
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Yep, very creepy. Does she know where you live now - ever see someone strange out in your woods? Maybe it's her (assuming it isn't recluse )


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just coyotes, cougars (4 foooted ones) and Bears.

go for the 6th! that's my son's b-day!
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:07 AM   #141
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Lots and lots of coyotes here.
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I thought I was going to have to take her into the hospital last night. I left here at 1230 but didnt get to sleep until around 230. The cool thing is that my wife is a registered nurse and she is having the baby at the same hospital she works for. Wife wife knows everyone and everything about the OB section there.
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I work 45 minutes away so I hope it happens when I am home.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:25 AM   #142
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no worries there if she is anything like anyone in my family that baby will take at least 10hrs to pop out. You'll have plenty of time to get there.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:28 AM   #143
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HT, did you ever show "your" list to your wife?

Let me give you a piece of advice if you haven't done so. Look at her list of names, nod you head, and say "These are the same names that I came up with!"

But if you want an interesting life - Wait until she's resting after the birth. Go to whoever records these things and have them enter the name Happy Terdette.


If, however, you don't want my very good advice, let me wish you all the best of luck.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:33 AM   #144
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But if you want an interesting life -
For all 30 seconds it would last after she found out.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:35 AM   #145
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Let me give you a piece of advice if you haven't done so. Look at her list of names, nod you head, and say "These are the same names that I came up with!"
That's way too suspicious! He has to have at least a few suggestions of his own. Else it'll just show how lazy he's been
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:46 AM   #146
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She works at the hospital / OB department she is delivering in. I wouldnt be able to pull a fast one.
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Old 08-23-2010, 09:55 AM   #147
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I popped my son out about 15 minutes after arriving at the hospital, by the time my husband got there I had already filled out the birth certificate. I could have named him anything I wanted. Fortunately we had settled on names before I was 12 weeks along.

I kept getting mad at the hospital workers because they wouldn't call him by name. He had heard us saying it often enough I knew he knew it. They finally admitted I was probably right. (probably just to shut me up).

How about the name I always swore I would go by if I had a book pubished? Sophrina Elizabeth Two family names on my mom's side.
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Old 08-23-2010, 12:53 PM   #148
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And my best to your wife - summer pregnancies don't look like much fun! I got lucky and had both of mine in the spring.
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Old 08-23-2010, 02:08 PM   #149
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Here's what you do, happy_terd:

Let your wife name the baby whatever she wants.
No matter how stupid her choice is, just smile and agree.

You call the baby whatever you want. Constantly.
Change the name you use whenever the mood strikes you.
I did it with all my nieces and nephews:
Noodles and Alfred (Hitchcock): nieces
Albino Boy, Mildew, Creeplet and Joey Nipples: nephews
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Also looking for some last minute baby names. I lied to the wife and told her I have a list prepared ready to compare with hers.
Valery. Short version - Lera
I like this name. It is the name of the eldest of my 3 nieces

Good luck and safe delivery! Best wishes to your dear half.
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