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Old 08-20-2010, 03:42 PM   #1561
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Old 08-21-2010, 04:40 AM   #1562
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Old 08-21-2010, 07:53 AM   #1563
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Nurses aren't supposed to laugh........


"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a
professional. In over twenty years I've never
laughed at a patient."


"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop
his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the
nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't
have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control
herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor
laughing. Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her
feet and regain her composure.


"I am so sorry," she said. "I > don't know what came over
me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it
won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be
the problem?"


"It's swollen," Fred replied.


She ran out of the room.
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:41 AM   #1564
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A friend of mine just started his own business making land mines that look like prayer mats. . . .


It's doing well. . . .







He says Prophets are going through the roof!
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:07 AM   #1565
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:22 AM   #1566
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:29 AM   #1567
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Chris, that's obviously a non-Prophet making organisation.
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Old 08-22-2010, 11:36 AM   #1568
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Old 08-22-2010, 01:18 PM   #1569
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Unfortunately not everybody can make a Prophet. One wonders what his Prophet /loss statement is like.
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:01 PM   #1570
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:02 PM   #1571
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You seem to be Propheteering on that one!
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Old 08-22-2010, 02:15 PM   #1572
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Old 08-22-2010, 08:20 PM   #1573
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In a foreign language it is always tricky, I try anyhow


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I am giving you a nice little sister as a special gift to you my son.

Mother, if it is not too painful, I'd rather have a scooter.
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Old 08-22-2010, 08:50 PM   #1574
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Old 08-22-2010, 09:06 PM   #1575
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The future mother with the big belly says to first son that is wondering.
I am giving you a nice little sister as a special gift to you my son.

Mother, if it is not too painful, I'd rather have a scooter.
...and please, pretty please, make it a Vespa!
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