Silliness What color are your underwear? - Page 5

kindlekitten · 08-09-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Really?
I've never met anyone with an actual personality before.
Okay, I'm yours!
Be gentle with me....

hey! I've got TONS of personality!

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Originally Posted by dsvick

But if they are all white what is there to sort, think of the time you'd save!!

Briefs, white ones.

Ok, I'll bite ... what are boyshorts?

dsvick · 08-09-2010, 02:48 PM

Thanks for enlightenment KK. So why on earth would they call them boyshorts, as if any boy would ever wear them. Well, ok, I'm sure there are some, but still.

Are those comfortable? They look like they'd be tight. I guess if their tight then you don't notice them on? And if you find yourself at a swimming pool with no swimsuit those will do in a pinch

kindlekitten · 08-09-2010, 02:57 PM

they are comfy, they are not tight! they don't crawl up the crack of your arse. they rarely leave VPL unless you should wear a size 13 and wear a size 3. and I have quite comfortably used them as swimming shorts with a tank top and it wasn't obvious... "gee! that gal is swimmin' in her undies!"

rebarnmom · 08-09-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

My underwear are cotton boxer/briefs. Extra roomy crotch.
The colors are black, grey, slate blue.

That would be my husband as well.

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My cologne is Old Spice.

That would be my grandfather.

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Originally Posted by dsvick

But if they are all white what is there to sort, think of the time you'd save!!

Well, they seem to have all ranges of grass stains, degrees of whiteness and stretchiness, so I have to lay them all out and try to figure out the best matches. Not as cut and dried as matching colors.

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Briefs, white ones.

Kinda figured.

recluse · 08-09-2010, 03:57 PM

Yes, Kindlekitten, you have tons of personality.
Your personality has it's own personality.
Your personality probably has it's own boyshorts.

You stubbornly refuse to marry me.
A man can only wait so long.

NormHart · 08-09-2010, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Kumabjorn

Camouflage.

Really? Let's think this through, presumably you are a hunter or soldier and you are concerned that when you answer the call of nature your target might see a flash of your undies. Now I'm thinking that there might be other bits showing in that case that might be non-camouflaged unless you have gotten them tattooed (ouch) so not really effective IMO. On the other hand if you one of those folks that go hunting in their undies I'm pretty sure all the normal animals will have cleared out long before since seeing someone who is only legs and upper body is pretty scary.

If on yet another hand wearing camouflage undies is a dating ploy I have to say that it seems unlikely to be successful since you'd be disguising the bits most prospective mates would likely be interested in. (Well, unless there is something hideously scary in there, that might explain it I suppose.)

MJK2111 · 08-09-2010, 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by NormHart

Really? Let's think this through, presumably you are a hunter or soldier and you are concerned that when you answer the call of nature your target might see a flash of your undies. Now I'm thinking that there might be other bits showing in that case that might be non-camouflaged unless you have gotten them tattooed (ouch) so not really effective IMO. On the other hand if you one of those folks that go hunting in their undies I'm pretty sure all the normal animals will have cleared out long before since seeing someone who is only legs and upper body is pretty scary.

If on yet another hand wearing camouflage undies is a dating ploy I have to say that it seems unlikely to be successful since you'd be disguising the bits most prospective mates would likely be interested in. (Well, unless there is something hideously scary in there, that might explain it I suppose.)

What if the camouflage is there simply to obscure genitalia size and avoid embarrassment?

dsvick · 08-09-2010, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by kindlekitten

they are comfy, they are not tight! they don't crawl up the crack of your arse. they rarely leave VPL unless you should wear a size 13 and wear a size 3. and I have quite comfortably used them as swimming shorts with a tank top and it wasn't obvious... "gee! that gal is swimmin' in her undies!"

The image you posted makes them look tight, I'll take your word for it. Considering some of the bathing suits I've seen some women wear, swimming in those would be downright modest in a lot of places.

VPL = visible panty lines? I was thinking the "P" was pubic at first but couldn't think of what the "L" would be then.

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Originally Posted by rebarnmom

Kinda figured.

Ok fine - I'm boring. but hey, they're comfy and I'm not out to impress anyone with my undies. And, like I said earlier, if anyone is seeing my underwear I'm either in a situation where it doesn't matter anyway or I've already done the impressing, and the tighty-whiteys are just a brief (get it) speedbump

NormHart · 08-09-2010, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by MJK2111

What if the camouflage is there simply to obscure genitalia size and avoid embarrassment?

Ah, I had not considered that. If, for instance, one was hung like Einstein and smart as a horse one might well want camouflage.

MJK2111 · 08-09-2010, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by dsvick

VPL = visible panty lines? I was thinking the "P" was pubic at first but couldn't think of what the "L" would be then.

Landing strip?

recluse · 08-09-2010, 04:50 PM

Visual Pubic Lice.

kindlekitten · 08-09-2010, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Yes, Kindlekitten, you have tons of personality.
Your personality has it's own personality.
Your personality probably has it's own boyshorts.

You stubbornly refuse to marry me.
A man can only wait so long.

you're so romantic!

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Originally Posted by NormHart

Really? Let's think this through, presumably you are a hunter or soldier and you are concerned that when you answer the call of nature your target might see a flash of your undies. Now I'm thinking that there might be other bits showing in that case that might be non-camouflaged unless you have gotten them tattooed (ouch) so not really effective IMO. On the other hand if you one of those folks that go hunting in their undies I'm pretty sure all the normal animals will have cleared out long before since seeing someone who is only legs and upper body is pretty scary.

If on yet another hand wearing camouflage undies is a dating ploy I have to say that it seems unlikely to be successful since you'd be disguising the bits most prospective mates would likely be interested in. (Well, unless there is something hideously scary in there, that might explain it I suppose.)

I don't even own cammo undies!

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Originally Posted by dsvick

The image you posted makes them look tight, I'll take your word for it. Considering some of the bathing suits I've seen some women wear, swimming in those would be downright modest in a lot of places.

VPL = visible panty lines? I was thinking the "P" was pubic at first but couldn't think of what the "L" would be then.

Ok fine - I'm boring. but hey, they're comfy and I'm not out to impress anyone with my undies. And, like I said earlier, if anyone is seeing my underwear I'm either in a situation where it doesn't matter anyway or I've already done the impressing, and the tighty-whiteys are just a brief (get it) speedbump

correctumundo on the VPL. of course they look tight on the model!

but I assure you they are quite comfy without being baggie. no grannie panties, and also no crawl up your butt thongs. or bikinis that look like hell under anything but jeans. they are as comfy as you can be without being commando

happy_terd · 08-09-2010, 05:37 PM

kindlekitten · 08-09-2010, 05:50 PM

no, that's not it!

(to the tune of bye bye blackbird)

I have lost my underwear
I don't care, I'll go bare
bye bye longjohns!

they were always there
trapdoor open out behind me.
follow it and you'll know where
to find meeeee!

I have lost my underwear
I don't care
I'll go bare
long johns!!! bye bye!!!

happy_terd · 08-09-2010, 05:54 PM

Remember Underoos???

I begged and begged for these when I was that age.

View Poll Results: What color is your underwear?
White	13	23.21%
Red	5	8.93%
Blue	18	32.14%
Black	18	32.14%
Green	5	8.93%
Beige	7	12.50%
White with Brown Highlights	1	1.79%
Black Leather	0	0%
I don't wear underwear	9	16.07%
OTHER (explain answer)	18	32.14%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 56. You may not vote on this poll

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08-09-2010, 02:48 PM	#62
dsvick Wizard Posts: 2,737 Karma: 635747 Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Northeast Ohio, USA Device: PRS-900	Thanks for enlightenment KK. So why on earth would they call them boyshorts, as if any boy would ever wear them. Well, ok, I'm sure there are some, but still. Are those comfortable? They look like they'd be tight. I guess if their tight then you don't notice them on? And if you find yourself at a swimming pool with no swimsuit those will do in a pinch

08-09-2010, 02:57 PM	#63
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	they are comfy, they are not tight! they don't crawl up the crack of your arse. they rarely leave VPL unless you should wear a size 13 and wear a size 3. and I have quite comfortably used them as swimming shorts with a tank top and it wasn't obvious... "gee! that gal is swimmin' in her undies!"

08-09-2010, 03:57 PM	#65
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Yes, Kindlekitten, you have tons of personality. Your personality has it's own personality. Your personality probably has it's own boyshorts. You stubbornly refuse to marry me. A man can only wait so long.

08-09-2010, 04:50 PM	#71
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Visual Pubic Lice.

08-09-2010, 05:37 PM	#73
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420

08-09-2010, 05:50 PM	#74
kindlekitten Professional Adventuress Posts: 13,368 Karma: 50260224 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: The Olympic Peninsula on the OTHER Washington! (the big green clean one on the west coast!) Device: Kindle, the original! Times Two! and gifting an International Kindle	no, that's not it! (to the tune of bye bye blackbird) I have lost my underwear I don't care, I'll go bare bye bye longjohns! they were always there trapdoor open out behind me. follow it and you'll know where to find meeeee! I have lost my underwear I don't care I'll go bare long johns!!! bye bye!!!

08-09-2010, 05:54 PM	#75
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Remember Underoos??? I begged and begged for these when I was that age.