Silliness Every Day's a Holiday! - Page 85

recluse · 07-28-2010, 05:26 PM

What if you are happy_terd, mentally about 14 years old, who wants to pull the poultry to pictures of "The Golden Girls" in the nude?

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 05:30 PM

*shrug* Beats being a 60 year old with a thing for Rodney Dangerfield in a thong giving him a lap dance.

recluse · 07-28-2010, 05:42 PM

Kenny is not the issue here!
He's just a harmless old hippy.

Why don't you go ask DesertGrandma what she thinks?
Even better, I'll PM her and tell her you said she was willing to pose!

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 05:44 PM

If she responds tell her I said hi. Kind of miss her.

recluse · 07-28-2010, 05:55 PM

Aw, cheer up!

I found some pictures of Aretha Franklin in the nude.
Taken from the space shuttle.
You'll need a widescreen monitor, though....

WT Sharpe · 07-28-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kennyc

Isn't there someone you can sue for that!

I'm not a lawyer, but I play one in novels!

happy_terd · 07-29-2010, 09:05 AM

July 29

*Lasagna Day
National Chili Dog Day
*Rain Day

WT Sharpe · 07-30-2010, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

July 29

*Lasagna Day
National Chili Dog Day
*Rain Day

Tell me about it!

https://www.mobileread.com/forums/sho...60#post1034160

happy_terd · 07-30-2010, 08:28 PM

JULY 30

*Cheesecake Day
*Father-In-Law Day
National Talk in An Elevator Day
System Administrator Appreciation Day

GeoffC · 07-31-2010, 05:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_terd

JULY 30

*Cheesecake Day
*Father-In-Law Day
National Talk in An Elevator Day
System Administrator Appreciation Day

SAAD ....

Javed · 07-31-2010, 05:46 AM

Most people in elevators only talk on their phones. I wonder if that counts. Otherwise it seems quite usual to either look at the floor numbers change or stare vacantly. There is already a kind of closeness just by being in a confined space. What if someone tries to take advantage of my kindness of talking to them and tries asking me for money?

GeoffC · 07-31-2010, 07:02 AM

Just tell them to take a lift ....

Javed · 07-31-2010, 07:08 AM

I thought an elevator was a lift?

Well, unless it is going downwards.

GeoffC · 07-31-2010, 07:16 AM

we call them lifts, even when they go downwards !

happy_terd · 07-31-2010, 10:00 AM

July 31

Paddle for Perthes Awarness Day

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07-28-2010, 05:26 PM	#1261
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	What if you are happy_terd, mentally about 14 years old, who wants to pull the poultry to pictures of "The Golden Girls" in the nude?

07-28-2010, 05:30 PM	#1262
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	shrug Beats being a 60 year old with a thing for Rodney Dangerfield in a thong giving him a lap dance.

07-28-2010, 05:42 PM	#1263
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Kenny is not the issue here! He's just a harmless old hippy. Why don't you go ask DesertGrandma what she thinks? Even better, I'll PM her and tell her you said she was willing to pose!

07-28-2010, 05:44 PM	#1264
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	If she responds tell her I said hi. Kind of miss her.

07-28-2010, 05:55 PM	#1265
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Aw, cheer up! I found some pictures of Aretha Franklin in the nude. Taken from the space shuttle. You'll need a widescreen monitor, though....

07-29-2010, 09:05 AM	#1267
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	July 29 Lasagna Day National Chili Dog Day Rain Day

07-30-2010, 08:28 PM	#1269
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	JULY 30 Cheesecake Day Father-In-Law Day National Talk in An Elevator Day System Administrator Appreciation Day

07-31-2010, 05:46 AM	#1271
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	Most people in elevators only talk on their phones. I wonder if that counts. Otherwise it seems quite usual to either look at the floor numbers change or stare vacantly. There is already a kind of closeness just by being in a confined space. What if someone tries to take advantage of my kindness of talking to them and tries asking me for money?

07-31-2010, 07:02 AM	#1272
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Just tell them to take a lift ....

07-31-2010, 07:08 AM	#1273
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	I thought an elevator was a lift? Well, unless it is going downwards.

07-31-2010, 07:16 AM	#1274
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	we call them lifts, even when they go downwards !

07-31-2010, 10:00 AM	#1275
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	July 31 Paddle for Perthes Awarness Day