Silliness Zelda is.....LOST!!!

vivaldirules · 07-28-2010, 07:17 AM

Sound the alarms! Everybody up! Zelda is LOST! She wuz last scene in a rather strangish novel with a stoned crab, I think. Wait, that was a few months back. Okay, she wuz last scene in a low-cut dress in the bar with a roasting chicken. No, wait. That was sum buddy else. Okay, I dunno when the hell she wuz last scene. But sum buddy gotsa goes and finds her! Hitch the wagons and send out the commandos!

ardeegee · 07-28-2010, 07:26 AM

It's okay-- some kid in green with a sword is out looking for her.

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1923420

Druid_Elf · 07-28-2010, 08:11 AM

He's on the case

poohbear_nc · 07-28-2010, 08:20 AM

Oops .... did I leave some characters in the Old West when High Noon ended?

Hmmm .... [carefully opening book cover and peeking inside .... "Helloooooo!" "Anybody still in here?" "Allooooo!"]

Nope - no sign of her in here!

Wetdogeared · 07-28-2010, 08:39 AM

I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 09:14 AM

We are on the hunt

beppe · 07-28-2010, 10:31 AM

Geoff is breeding toads, maybe she went there to kiss one on the nose. You know these magic princesses.

I would not mind being kissed on the nose by one of those. Zeldinha mea adorada mea tenerississima, besame!
(latin charm, sometimes it works). You try, you doggie, maybe you have a German shepherd streak.

Do we have a nice looking scandinavian? No, the hand in the duramater is quite out of the question.

beppe · 07-28-2010, 10:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.

Yvan? He is a very moral man, and he is abstemious, according to his wife, that believes everything he says, and she is right, from Crete.

by a small aperitif you mean aperitives. Although she might say, if questioned, a small aperitif a few times. And to save the poor flat feet of garçon out of natural gracious kindness, to tell him to bring them all at once.

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beppe

Geoff is breeding toads, maybe she went there to kiss one on the nose. You know these magic princesses.

I would not mind being kissed on the nose by one of those. Zeldinha mea adorada mea tenerississima, besame!
(latin charm, sometimes it works). You try, you doggie, maybe you have a German shepherd streak.

Do we have a nice looking scandinavian? No, the hand in the duramater is quite out of the question.

I did espy a lady by the pond, but as I approached she looked up, with a faint tear in one eye, a tremble on her lips, but with a twitch of her nose she disappeared .....
All the young toads looked at me in disgust....!

Gaurnim · 07-28-2010, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.

Quote:

Originally Posted by beppe

Yvan?

Nope, it was me.
Never mind the axe, I'm non-violent (or only very infrequently violent

) ! Anyway I would never harm the Queen that provides me with such wonderful jobs !
Last time I saw her, she was with NicolasR and leaving for the Metro.

Now that I think about it, the metro station was Bastille ... Maybe she got in trouble there, being a Queen !

But I suppose the good people of Paris would let it be known if they had captured a Queen. So I'm quite confident she is okay, as there has been no sign of revolutionary singing in the streets around here.

Greg Anos · 07-28-2010, 02:54 PM

I got this direct from Red...

Like me, she's working lots of long hours on a big project in her outside MR life. When it gets done, she'll be back...

(At least she promised me....

)

alecE · 07-28-2010, 04:06 PM

The Queen is kissing amphibians? I shall hop to the front of the queue!!!!

vivaldirules · 07-29-2010, 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I got this direct from Red...

Like me, she's w***ing lots of long hours on a big project in her outside MR life. When it gets done, she'll be back...

(At least she promised me....

)

FIE!!! And FOWL!!! How can life be so cruel?! And to our queen! I say we go find her and rescue her from this torture that you call w***! Just please don't say that again.

Send out the scouts! And the dogs! Oh, that would be me. Okay, I'll go and look for her. Did you say that the nasty w*** might be out there with her? Maybe I should just stay here and watch out the window and bark my fool head off if I see anything (like I usually do).

poohbear_nc · 07-29-2010, 09:20 AM

Shall we trebuchet her a care package of donuts?

happy_terd · 07-29-2010, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Shall we trebuchet her a care package of donuts?

With these fiends around? It will be down to one donut by the time it reaches the post office.

07-28-2010, 07:17 AM	#1
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Zelda is.....LOST!!! Sound the alarms! Everybody up! Zelda is LOST! She wuz last scene in a rather strangish novel with a stoned crab, I think. Wait, that was a few months back. Okay, she wuz last scene in a low-cut dress in the bar with a roasting chicken. No, wait. That was sum buddy else. Okay, I dunno when the hell she wuz last scene. But sum buddy gotsa goes and finds her! Hitch the wagons and send out the commandos!

07-28-2010, 02:54 PM	#11
Greg Anos Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,527 Karma: 37057604 Join Date: Jan 2008 Device: Pocketbook	I got this direct from Red... Like me, she's working lots of long hours on a big project in her outside MR life. When it gets done, she'll be back... (At least she promised me....)

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07-28-2010, 08:20 AM	#4
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,407 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oops .... did I leave some characters in the Old West when High Noon ended? Hmmm .... [carefully opening book cover and peeking inside .... "Helloooooo!" "Anybody still in here?" "Allooooo!"] Nope - no sign of her in here!

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Wetdogeared Storm Surge'n Posts: 5,780 Karma: 8213195 Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Polar Vortex Device: S0ny PRS-300/350/505/700/T1	I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.

07-28-2010, 09:14 AM	#6
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	We are on the hunt

07-28-2010, 10:31 AM	#7
beppe Grand Sorcerer Posts: 5,161 Karma: 81026524 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Italy Device: Kindle3, Ipod4, IPad2	Geoff is breeding toads, maybe she went there to kiss one on the nose. You know these magic princesses. I would not mind being kissed on the nose by one of those. Zeldinha mea adorada mea tenerississima, besame! (latin charm, sometimes it works). You try, you doggie, maybe you have a German shepherd streak. Do we have a nice looking scandinavian? No, the hand in the duramater is quite out of the question.

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alecE Evangelist Posts: 412 Karma: 546196 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK canal boat Device: sony prs505, prs650, kobo Glo HD liseuses	The Queen is kissing amphibians? I shall hop to the front of the queue!!!!

07-29-2010, 09:20 AM	#14
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,407 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Shall we trebuchet her a care package of donuts?