Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1329

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 04:42 PM

I am still reading it for hidden meanings.

I consider Recluse a bit of a nostradamus.

glowhappy · 07-28-2010, 04:45 PM

pskkk, I didn't read it either. Fell asleep at around the time he got to friends and low IQ's...

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

As unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, seeing as the dog is the only one paying attention, I will attempt to convey my feelings concerning this most dubious of honors.
2000 posts. Verily a minor milestone considering how many babbling post padders I share this forum with. Many of whom do not even pause to form a coherent thought before spewing their verbal diarrhea all over innocent bystanders. Yea, though I wander through the sewers of MobileRead, I will fear no stupidity, for I wear the galoshes of literacy.
Since I first arrived within these heavily crayon scrawled halls, I have been befriended by many, though their combined I.Q.s add up to so very few. The groping that ensued was unsettling, the conversations forgettable and the spelling deplorable. Yet, scattered within this seething mass of sweaty naked flesh, a small group struggles against the undertow of ignorance to touch my mind, my heart and my soul. I would name them now, if any of them were actually here to bask in the afterglow of my triumph against adversity and this tiny Kindle keyboard. You know who you are. I know who you are. We share the knowing and in the knowing share the knowledge that we know each other. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Don't ask me, I don't know. But I know what I know about those of you I know by having gotten to know you. Even if some of you refuse to allow me to know you intimately. Your loss. Want a cookie? I do enjoy a good cookie every now and then. But, alas, I am without cookies. The maple/peanut butter dog biscuits aren't bad, though.
Finally, it is the duty of every MobileRead member to fight against the spread of the Romance genre both here and abroad. If you know a broad who reads that crap, throw her a cheap feel. Literature should never replace a good regular boff, boink or spork. Mods, you are on notice! Catch someone pushing Romance novels, pull them to the side and make an obscene suggestion. If they actually write the stuff, try fire.
Thank you.

I have part of it deciphered. I dont know what it means yet.

recluse · 07-28-2010, 04:53 PM

Pssst...I didn't think you'ed make it that far.

I'm amazed.

DMcCunney · 07-28-2010, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

They are lucky I have my own office.

With a door that locks on the outside...
______
Dennis

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DMcCunney

With a door that locks on the outside...
______
Dennis

I wondered about that too.

Drinking my horse piss at the moment. I am so fn angry I am almost to the point of tears. The work out should do me some good.

To hell with the glass ceiling. Glowhappy and KK are in charge for the rest of the evening.

kennyc · 07-28-2010, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

I wondered about that too.

Drinking my horse piss at the moment. I am so fn angry I am almost to the point of tears. The work out should do me some good.

To hell with the glass ceiling. Glowhappy and KK are in charge for the rest of the evening.

Takes two of them to do the job I do.

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Takes two of them to do the job I do.

I guess that means you are twice the woman they are.

glowhappy · 07-28-2010, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by recluse

Pssst...I didn't think you'ed make it that far.

I'm amazed.

hey! I can read...kinda good, somewhat...

recluse · 07-28-2010, 07:57 PM

Who the Hell put him in charge?

Kenny, you are in charge until I finish urinating.

recluse · 07-28-2010, 08:02 PM

I know you can.
I can hear the hamster wheel spinning from here.

Your lips move when you post.

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 08:15 PM

Be back in a bit. Glowhappy and KK are in charge.

glowhappy · 07-28-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by kennyc

Takes two of them to do the job I do.

yes but do you look as good in a bikini?

prove it!!

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by glowhappy

yes but do you look as good in a bikini?

he does.

kindlekitten · 07-28-2010, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

Be back in a bit. Glowhappy and KK are in charge.

see, that's where your problem lies... thinking that women aren't always on top of any issue all the time. we are quietly and efficiently in charge regardless of what you think you may see and hear

07-28-2010, 04:42 PM	#19921
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I am still reading it for hidden meanings. I consider Recluse a bit of a nostradamus.

07-28-2010, 04:45 PM	#19922
glowhappy lost my wits... Posts: 593 Karma: 216708 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Texas, USA Device: Sony PRS-600	pskkk, I didn't read it either. Fell asleep at around the time he got to friends and low IQ's...

07-28-2010, 04:53 PM	#19924
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Pssst...I didn't think you'ed make it that far. I'm amazed.

07-28-2010, 07:57 PM	#19930
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Who the Hell put him in charge? Kenny, you are in charge until I finish urinating.

07-28-2010, 08:02 PM	#19931
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	I know you can. I can hear the hamster wheel spinning from here. Your lips move when you post.

07-28-2010, 08:15 PM	#19932
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Be back in a bit. Glowhappy and KK are in charge.