Silliness So what are you doing RIGHT NOW? - Page 1327

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 10:32 AM

Yvan and Geofcc, I am putting you two puritans in charge while I drive to work.

Make us proud.

yvanleterrible · 07-28-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by happy_terd

Yvan and Geofcc, I am putting you two puritans in charge while I drive to work.

Make us proud.

Well I'll reply with something you like..

:fart sound: :extremelylooooongfartsound: :loudloudloudfartsound:

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Well I'll reply with something you like..

:fart sound: :extremelylooooongfartsound: :loudloudloudfartsound:

NNNOOOOOooooooooo don't fall to its level ...... !!!!!!

recluse · 07-28-2010, 10:47 AM

Does Yvan need some quiet time?
Perhaps in a straitjacket?

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 10:49 AM

2000 coming up .....

recluse · 07-28-2010, 10:52 AM

Luckily, Geoff is a poster boy for maturity.
Although why my 2000th post is exciting to him is beyond me.

kennyc · 07-28-2010, 10:54 AM

You guys are whacked!

recluse · 07-28-2010, 11:01 AM

Please rephrase, Kenny.
"Whacked" to a New Yorker means gunned down by the Cosa Nostril.
Da Mob.
Frank Sinatra fans.

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 11:02 AM

He's almost there !!!!

yvanleterrible · 07-28-2010, 11:08 AM

Here's a new word.

Toilet spamming

.

I'm sick of it...

GeoffC · 07-28-2010, 11:10 AM

moi aussi !

WT Sharpe · 07-28-2010, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by beppe

Wait. I got an idea. I just launched via trebuchet few cases of beer (Leffe and Pelfort brune), Cucumber sandwiches, chocolate with a multi Reentry device. I put few Michigan hotdogs, and lots of French Fries. A choice of soft drinks. Tpunch anybody?

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Can you trebucket a salad over this way? I love tossed salads!

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowhappy

I just threw up a little

You say you trebucketed your lunch?

happy_terd · 07-28-2010, 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by recluse

Please rephrase, Kenny.
"Whacked" to a New Yorker means gunned down by the Cosa Nostril.
Da Mob.
Frank Sinatra fans.

Whacked also means something different to us perverts.

WT Sharpe · 07-28-2010, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pilotbob

Right now I am sniffing Recluses shorts... ew... he was right... disgusting.

BOb

I'm beginning to worry about you, BOb!

recluse · 07-28-2010, 12:24 PM

As unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, seeing as the dog is the only one paying attention, I will attempt to convey my feelings concerning this most dubious of honors.
2000 posts. Verily a minor milestone considering how many babbling post padders I share this forum with. Many of whom do not even pause to form a coherent thought before spewing their verbal diarrhea all over innocent bystanders. Yea, though I wander through the sewers of MobileRead, I will fear no stupidity, for I wear the galoshes of literacy.
Since I first arrived within these heavily crayon scrawled halls, I have been befriended by many, though their combined I.Q.s add up to so very few. The groping that ensued was unsettling, the conversations forgettable and the spelling deplorable. Yet, scattered within this seething mass of sweaty naked flesh, a small group struggles against the undertow of ignorance to touch my mind, my heart and my soul. I would name them now, if any of them were actually here to bask in the afterglow of my triumph against adversity and this tiny Kindle keyboard. You know who you are. I know who you are. We share the knowing and in the knowing share the knowledge that we know each other. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Don't ask me, I don't know. But I know what I know about those of you I know by having gotten to know you. Even if some of you refuse to allow me to know you intimately. Your loss. Want a cookie? I do enjoy a good cookie every now and then. But, alas, I am without cookies. The maple/peanut butter dog biscuits aren't bad, though.
Finally, it is the duty of every MobileRead member to fight against the spread of the Romance genre both here and abroad. If you know a broad who reads that crap, throw her a cheap feel. Literature should never replace a good regular boff, boink or spork. Mods, you are on notice! Catch someone pushing Romance novels, pull them to the side and make an obscene suggestion. If they actually write the stuff, try fire.
Thank you.

07-28-2010, 10:32 AM	#19891
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Yvan and Geofcc, I am putting you two puritans in charge while I drive to work. Make us proud.

07-28-2010, 10:47 AM	#19894
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Does Yvan need some quiet time? Perhaps in a straitjacket?

07-28-2010, 10:49 AM	#19895
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	2000 coming up .....

07-28-2010, 10:52 AM	#19896
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Luckily, Geoff is a poster boy for maturity. Although why my 2000th post is exciting to him is beyond me.

07-28-2010, 10:54 AM	#19897
kennyc The Dank Side of the Moon Posts: 35,918 Karma: 119747553 Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Denver, CO Device: Kindle2; Kindle Fire	You guys are whacked!

07-28-2010, 11:01 AM	#19898
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	Please rephrase, Kenny. "Whacked" to a New Yorker means gunned down by the Cosa Nostril. Da Mob. Frank Sinatra fans.

07-28-2010, 11:02 AM	#19899
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	He's almost there !!!!

07-28-2010, 11:08 AM	#19900
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Here's a new word. Toilet spamming . I'm sick of it...

07-28-2010, 11:10 AM	#19901
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	moi aussi !

07-28-2010, 12:24 PM	#19905
recluse Banned Posts: 3,724 Karma: 535488 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: the Mortuary Device: Kindle 2	As unaccustomed as I am to public speaking, seeing as the dog is the only one paying attention, I will attempt to convey my feelings concerning this most dubious of honors. 2000 posts. Verily a minor milestone considering how many babbling post padders I share this forum with. Many of whom do not even pause to form a coherent thought before spewing their verbal diarrhea all over innocent bystanders. Yea, though I wander through the sewers of MobileRead, I will fear no stupidity, for I wear the galoshes of literacy. Since I first arrived within these heavily crayon scrawled halls, I have been befriended by many, though their combined I.Q.s add up to so very few. The groping that ensued was unsettling, the conversations forgettable and the spelling deplorable. Yet, scattered within this seething mass of sweaty naked flesh, a small group struggles against the undertow of ignorance to touch my mind, my heart and my soul. I would name them now, if any of them were actually here to bask in the afterglow of my triumph against adversity and this tiny Kindle keyboard. You know who you are. I know who you are. We share the knowing and in the knowing share the knowledge that we know each other. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? Don't ask me, I don't know. But I know what I know about those of you I know by having gotten to know you. Even if some of you refuse to allow me to know you intimately. Your loss. Want a cookie? I do enjoy a good cookie every now and then. But, alas, I am without cookies. The maple/peanut butter dog biscuits aren't bad, though. Finally, it is the duty of every MobileRead member to fight against the spread of the Romance genre both here and abroad. If you know a broad who reads that crap, throw her a cheap feel. Literature should never replace a good regular boff, boink or spork. Mods, you are on notice! Catch someone pushing Romance novels, pull them to the side and make an obscene suggestion. If they actually write the stuff, try fire. Thank you.