Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 26

LazyScot · 07-07-2010, 03:55 PM

Alice walked up to the floor length mirror, touched a hidden switch that opened it like a door, and walked through.

"Come into my office -- I think we have things to discuss," she said moving to her desk.

omk3 · 07-07-2010, 05:03 PM

I stepped tentatively through the mirror, and entered a completely different world. Everything was upside down here - Alice herself, sitting at her austere mahogany desk, seemed suspended from the ceiling, her long reddish hair tickling my face as I looked up at her.

LazyScot · 07-07-2010, 05:48 PM

"You have a copy of some photos taken for a disreputable woman of my acquaintance. Now either you were hired by one of two people, or you are a photographer with a death wish -- which is it?" she asked from the ceiling, stroking her pet chinchilla.

poohbear_nc · 07-07-2010, 06:06 PM

I ducked as she dropped the chinchilla, and it flew by my ear with a mournful whistling noise, and asked "What was the question again?" Then I noticed a vengeful chinchilla crawling up my pant leg!

LazyScot · 07-07-2010, 06:20 PM

"I'll take that as a refusal to answer the question," she concluded and lifted up a trapdoor in the ceiling.

"Rick, pass me up the interrogation cushions," she shouted up through the trapdoor.

GeoffC · 07-08-2010, 04:56 AM

Thud, thud.... two extremely heavy lumps fell ... Followed by a floating feather that took all of 25 minutes to reach the same level as the cushions....

LazyScot · 07-08-2010, 05:33 AM

Meanwhile the chincilla had continued up my trouser leg and reached an area of my anatomy that I'd much rather was rodent free.

"I'm feeling generous and I'll give you one last chance to answer the question before the cushion operatives arrive, and my little friend starts gnawing."

omk3 · 07-08-2010, 06:27 AM

I sneaked a look at the fluffy cushions while twisting my body in a vain effort to shake off the chinchilla. How bad could such a torture be, I wondered - in an upside down world like this one, maybe torturing actually meant pampering...

LazyScot · 07-08-2010, 06:50 AM

At that point three weasles bearing tools of torture entered, all with a look of menace on their faces that, in the annals of human experience, was only outstripped by that of Mrs Harbrigger (the fourth year mathematics teacher) when filling in for Mr Bonlit (the fourth year english teacher). I swallowed so loudly that some thought the big one had arrived in Los Angeles.

GeoffC · 07-08-2010, 06:51 AM

And then I fainted. The dream I had was vivid ...... at least I hoped it was a dream.

poohbear_nc · 07-08-2010, 09:07 AM

I cautiously cracked open one eyelid ... and found myself staring into the eyes of a bored weasel holding vice grip pliers. Then I felt the chinchilla sneeze!

MJK2111 · 07-08-2010, 10:31 AM

If you've never had chinchilla snot on your family jewels, you are one lucky SOB! While disgusting to think about, the reality is like nothing you could imagine.

GeoffC · 07-09-2010, 04:41 AM

I pinched myself, nothing happened, I pinched myself - really hard.

Suddenly it was bright, the bar was crowded with people, and I was sat at the table with a beautiful blonde psockpuppet and an ape, we each had a glass of green liquid in front of us.

LazyScot · 07-09-2010, 04:55 AM

I grabbed one of the glasses full of green liquid and downed it in one to steady my nerves, and promptly passed out.

"I think a little less of the pliers next time, Larry, we want him conscious," I heard Alice say from above as I came round as my eyes opened on one of the weasles.

GeoffC · 07-09-2010, 04:56 AM

I decided I'd better open my eyes, slowly, even if only to discover which version of the story I was likely to wake up in this time.

Yep - this one .....

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07-07-2010, 03:55 PM	#376
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Alice walked up to the floor length mirror, touched a hidden switch that opened it like a door, and walked through. "Come into my office -- I think we have things to discuss," she said moving to her desk.

07-07-2010, 05:03 PM	#377
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I stepped tentatively through the mirror, and entered a completely different world. Everything was upside down here - Alice herself, sitting at her austere mahogany desk, seemed suspended from the ceiling, her long reddish hair tickling my face as I looked up at her.

07-07-2010, 05:48 PM	#378
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"You have a copy of some photos taken for a disreputable woman of my acquaintance. Now either you were hired by one of two people, or you are a photographer with a death wish -- which is it?" she asked from the ceiling, stroking her pet chinchilla.

07-07-2010, 06:06 PM	#379
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I ducked as she dropped the chinchilla, and it flew by my ear with a mournful whistling noise, and asked "What was the question again?" Then I noticed a vengeful chinchilla crawling up my pant leg!

07-07-2010, 06:20 PM	#380
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"I'll take that as a refusal to answer the question," she concluded and lifted up a trapdoor in the ceiling. "Rick, pass me up the interrogation cushions," she shouted up through the trapdoor.

07-08-2010, 04:56 AM	#381
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Thud, thud.... two extremely heavy lumps fell ... Followed by a floating feather that took all of 25 minutes to reach the same level as the cushions....

07-08-2010, 05:33 AM	#382
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	Meanwhile the chincilla had continued up my trouser leg and reached an area of my anatomy that I'd much rather was rodent free. "I'm feeling generous and I'll give you one last chance to answer the question before the cushion operatives arrive, and my little friend starts gnawing."

07-08-2010, 06:27 AM	#383
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	I sneaked a look at the fluffy cushions while twisting my body in a vain effort to shake off the chinchilla. How bad could such a torture be, I wondered - in an upside down world like this one, maybe torturing actually meant pampering...

07-08-2010, 06:50 AM	#384
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	At that point three weasles bearing tools of torture entered, all with a look of menace on their faces that, in the annals of human experience, was only outstripped by that of Mrs Harbrigger (the fourth year mathematics teacher) when filling in for Mr Bonlit (the fourth year english teacher). I swallowed so loudly that some thought the big one had arrived in Los Angeles.

07-08-2010, 06:51 AM	#385
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	And then I fainted. The dream I had was vivid ...... at least I hoped it was a dream.

07-08-2010, 09:07 AM	#386
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,889 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I cautiously cracked open one eyelid ... and found myself staring into the eyes of a bored weasel holding vice grip pliers. Then I felt the chinchilla sneeze!

07-08-2010, 10:31 AM	#387
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	If you've never had chinchilla snot on your family jewels, you are one lucky SOB! While disgusting to think about, the reality is like nothing you could imagine.

07-09-2010, 04:41 AM	#388
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I pinched myself, nothing happened, I pinched myself - really hard. Suddenly it was bright, the bar was crowded with people, and I was sat at the table with a beautiful blonde psockpuppet and an ape, we each had a glass of green liquid in front of us.

07-09-2010, 04:55 AM	#389
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	I grabbed one of the glasses full of green liquid and downed it in one to steady my nerves, and promptly passed out. "I think a little less of the pliers next time, Larry, we want him conscious," I heard Alice say from above as I came round as my eyes opened on one of the weasles.

07-09-2010, 04:56 AM	#390
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	I decided I'd better open my eyes, slowly, even if only to discover which version of the story I was likely to wake up in this time. Yep - this one .....