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Tse-tse? Y'all shouldn't stutter when being familiar with the great Con-Fu-Tse. what he had to do with metrosexual stilettos I don't know. But he would have taught vampires taste.
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Taste obviously was lacking in the Penthouse Suite. It certainly wasn't designed by a metro-sexual, vampire or straight, either would know when to cut down such overdone opulence.
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opulence the most luxuriest of suites in the jungle - but hark, hark - tse-tse, there's a sound to scare the most fierce of african lion. But hear, hear, the sound that the warble fly makes .... wbwbwbbbbbrrrrr! .... enough to scare away the worse that the tse-tse can produce. So into your stilettos me hearties and run for the hills not forgeting the lamps, bullets and beans, nor the vampiritical lady in red in the room opposite.
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"Opposites attract. Yeah, right. Who ever thought that up must have been stuck with her man for life."
Slamming the door behind her, she picked up the stilettos Jack/Jackie had left behind. "*$! He broke the heel!" A pounding on the door made her drop the broken stiletto and whirl around. Someone sure wanted her attention. Pulling open the door, she was pushed back into the room by some guy and his dog. |
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Dog!! She leapt back from the door eyes wide and darting, searching for a way out of the suite. She couldn't believe that anyone could have forgotten about her cynophobia. Flashes of her childhood came unbidden teeth, a huge red tongue and the ball of yarn.
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Yarn unravelling wildly, due to a snag during defenestration, she wondered idly whether her demise upon reaching the ground would occur before or after her skirt's demise reached *her* end.
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End is the concluding part of an event or occurrence. It is commonly referred to as the final part or section.
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"Section 5, Article 24: Any male dressing in stilettos shall be deemed a crime" the cop barked, and grabbed Jack/Jackie. "I'm taking you downtown."
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"Downtown! Where all the lights are bright! Downtown, waiting for you tonight" sang Jack/Jackie doing his best Petula Clark impersonation. It was surprisingly good and the cop burst into spontaneous applause.
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Downtown!
When you're alone And life is making you lonely, You can always go downtown When you've got worries, All the noise and the hurry Seems to help, I know, downtown. (thx to Pet Clark) |
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"DOWNTOWN!" the cop barked. And so they went. Downtown, that is. On the way, Jack/Jackie got the great idea to try to, uh, "convince" the cop otherwise. So he/she added a little more jiggle to his/her walk in his/her heels, and began stroking the cop's bicep.
"oh my," he/she intoned in a husky voice, "those are *some* biceps..." |
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biceps! by 'eck lass how'd you get them on that diet !
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cheeszpoofs - what can a grown man say without tears pouring down his face....
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"Face it" Jack mumbled to himself in the back of the squad car. "I'll never be able to fit into that Size 2 skirt that I bought on summer holiday in Puerto Vallarta. Damn shame. I looked good.
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