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Old 12-04-2009, 10:26 AM   #46
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It's that time of year again... lets beat some life into this old thread!
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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
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Has anybody done the 'Santa had a big red sack' joke yet?. Crap. I gave away the punchline


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What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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THWACKKK!!!


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What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:22 AM   #47
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How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!

What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?
Horn-aments!

Did Rudolph go to school?
No. He was Elf-taught!

What's worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?
Frosty the snowman with a hot flush!
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Old 12-07-2009, 09:41 AM   #48
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How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!
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Old 12-07-2009, 11:19 AM   #49
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How long do a reindeers legs have to be?
Long enough so they can touch the ground!
Since they can fly, their legs don't even have to be that long.
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:01 AM   #50
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What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
It got gobbled!

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

What do snowmen where on their heads?
Ice caps!

How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle
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Old 12-08-2009, 09:23 AM   #51
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
I knew it!
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:44 PM   #52
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An observation: Grandma has gotten run over by a reindeer, a John Deere, and a race car. Maybe Grandma should just stay home for a change.
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Old 12-08-2009, 05:58 PM   #53
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What do snowmen where on their heads?
Ice caps!
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We had that last year! Tstststs....

We want new ones!
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Old 12-08-2009, 08:13 PM   #54
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Deck us all with Boston Charlie
Walla Walla Wash and Kalamazoo
Nora's freezin' on the trolley
Swaller dollar colliflower, alli garoo

Don't we know archaic barrel
Lullaby Lilly Boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

a la Pogo, c/o Walt Kelly
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Old 12-09-2009, 02:57 AM   #55
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How do snowmen get around?
They ride an icicle

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!

Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy!

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve!
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Old 12-09-2009, 06:39 AM   #56
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
One that's deep pan, crisp and even!
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OMG that's bad! And I love it!
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Old 12-10-2009, 04:19 AM   #57
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What carol is heard in the desert?
O camel ye faithful!

What is the best xmas present in the world?
A broken drum, you just can't beat it!

How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad!

How did Scrooge with the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:34 AM   #58
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I think my humour bump must have been turned off... They are slighly amusing, but nothing more...


*goes back to her christmas depression*
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Old 12-10-2009, 05:39 AM   #59
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I think my humour bump must have been turned off... They are slighly amusing, but nothing more...


*goes back to her christmas depression*
Aww, Sweetpea, maybe seraching for the last letter could cheer you up a little?
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Aww, Sweetpea, maybe seraching for the last letter could cheer you up a little?

I gave up on that long ago....

Hope everyone is having fun.
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