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Old 03-11-2015, 01:54 PM   #16
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The Sky Pirates of Gur, by Donald R. Broyles, is available for FREE at Smashwords.


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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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Old 03-20-2015, 03:17 PM   #17
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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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Old 03-30-2015, 07:06 AM   #18
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Just read this one. It got a giggle out of me - but I've always been one for toilet humour. I didn't feel that it quite measured up to Mounting the Fat Lady though.

I didn't really get the "pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre", but I liked the end of Professor Linwood's story and the narrator's ending was also fun.

I hope you write more stories.
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Thank you. Hope you enjoy it.
Already took a look at the intro, beginning, etc. Laughing already at the analogies...

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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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THE SKY PIRATES OF GUR

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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


"You'll never use the toilet in the same way!"

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A FREE, humorous Post-Modern short story that pokes fun at the common fantasy tropes prevalent in the swords-and-sorcery genre.

What do lizard folk, Gurs, Ords, Professor Carter Linwood, and Princess Miralee have in common? Can you say 'sewers'?


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Since the dishes are done and the laundry is doing its thing, I decided to take a chance on this book.
It was a nice quickie. If you need a laugh I highly recommend this book.
The price was right. Just be sitting down when you read it. Especially page 13.
Interesting use of words.
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Since the dishes are done and the laundry is doing its thing, I decided to take a chance on this book.
It was a nice quickie. If you need a laugh I highly recommend this book.
The price was right. Just be sitting down when you read it. Especially page 13.
Interesting use of words.

Thank you for the kind words.
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Your welcome. I thought at first you might have lost an L on page 13 but then I realized that you had used the correct word and that really gave me a giggle.
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