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Old 11-10-2013, 04:07 PM   #16
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To ensure that no kitten is left behind, Socks has decreed Kittenhood free to all comers today and tomorrow.

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You can sleep anywhere and in any position while your servants require space-age back support, extra cushioning, comfort wraps, heating pads, white noise machines, and often, prescription pharmaceuticals. With all that, they still can't get as comfortable as you can while dangling off the ironing board.
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This is a must read for all of us held prisoner by our furry felines! Brutally honest! Extremely explicit! A survival manual for servants of cats!
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For the record, survival is not guaranteed. In Kubler-Ross terms, there might be a small chance for human readers to achieve acceptance.
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