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dreams · 07-06-2012, 06:30 PM

I highly recommend an MP3 player for use when mowing the lawn. I listen to books while working in the yard and the time passes quickly. I end up concentrating on the story and not the repetitious back and forth of mowing and emptying the cuttings bag and other chores.

My Sansa Clip Zip was the best $30 spent (much better than my other more expensive ones), especially with the free audio books posted one here and on podiobooks.

I'll bask in the glow of my win, while contemplating a trip to town and needing to work in the back yard before hosting a weekend BBQ.

poohbear_nc · 07-06-2012, 07:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

*turns off sun*

There, now dinner won't overcook.

Thank you Dylrob .... I think ....

Now could you turn off the shower? We've been having torrential downpours since 4:30 .... my front lawn is now a lake ...

Dylrob · 07-06-2012, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Thank you Dylrob .... I think ....

Now could you turn off the shower? We've been having torrential downpours since 4:30 .... my front lawn is now a lake ...

Oh don't worry. Without the sun that will turn into hail soon enough. Then everything will freeze to death.

74Cuda · 07-06-2012, 08:36 PM

Frozen chicken won't do. More sun for him.

poohbear_nc · 07-06-2012, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Oh don't worry. Without the sun that will turn into hail soon enough. Then everything will freeze to death.

Oh - we had hail too! With the rain .... but you probably would call that "tenderizing" precipitation?

I'm taking my win to the safety of the roost!

74Cuda · 07-06-2012, 09:33 PM

Zooooooooooming by grabbing a chicken leg on my way to a win.

red_phoenix · 07-06-2012, 09:38 PM

You really need to put that chicken leg down. You have no idea where it has been.

74Cuda · 07-06-2012, 09:40 PM

*chomp chomp chomp* YUMMMM.

red_phoenix · 07-06-2012, 09:52 PM

Hello Emergency. Get the stomach pump ready.

Dylrob · 07-06-2012, 09:58 PM

Cars have stomachs?

red_phoenix · 07-06-2012, 09:59 PM

You have a point.

Hello garage? We got a car with a chicken leg stuck in its rad.

poohbear_nc · 07-06-2012, 10:28 PM

Hey guys! I woke up and found myself stuck to a car! What happened? Did Cuda smash into my roost? Call the highway patrol ... that car needs to be impounded!

*limping off to roost with my win*
*I'm suing for damages!*

74Cuda · 07-06-2012, 10:43 PM

Grabs other leg and zooooooms off again.

*munch munch munch* evidence, what evidence officer? Hurry MaxPuppy lick it all off.

dreams · 07-07-2012, 12:06 AM

**looking around and trying to determine why there is a burnt, soggy chicken smell and why there is a car, with chicken parts stuck to it, trying to hide behind my umbrella.**

Oh well. *strolls off to investigate these strange going ons.. why is that puppy trying to follow me?*

Solitaire1 · 07-07-2012, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dreams

**looking around and trying to determine why there is a burnt, soggy chicken smell and why there is a car, with chicken parts stuck to it, trying to hide behind my umbrella.**

Oh well. *strolls off to investigate these strange going ons.. why is that puppy trying to follow me?*

Don't you remember, you purchased the one in the window with the waggly tail after making an offer at the pet store.

*Solitaire1 gathers the chicken parts, reconstructs the chicken, and electrifies it.*

It's alive! It's alive!

It's...tasty!

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07-06-2012, 06:30 PM	#15646
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	I highly recommend an MP3 player for use when mowing the lawn. I listen to books while working in the yard and the time passes quickly. I end up concentrating on the story and not the repetitious back and forth of mowing and emptying the cuttings bag and other chores. My Sansa Clip Zip was the best $30 spent (much better than my other more expensive ones), especially with the free audio books posted one here and on podiobooks. I'll bask in the glow of my win, while contemplating a trip to town and needing to work in the back yard before hosting a weekend BBQ.

07-06-2012, 08:36 PM	#15649
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	Frozen chicken won't do. More sun for him.

07-06-2012, 09:33 PM	#15651
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	Zooooooooooming by grabbing a chicken leg on my way to a win.

07-06-2012, 09:38 PM	#15652
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	You really need to put that chicken leg down. You have no idea where it has been.

07-06-2012, 09:40 PM	#15653
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	chomp chomp chomp YUMMMM.

07-06-2012, 09:52 PM	#15654
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	Hello Emergency. Get the stomach pump ready.

07-06-2012, 09:58 PM	#15655
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Cars have stomachs?

07-06-2012, 09:59 PM	#15656
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	You have a point. Hello garage? We got a car with a chicken leg stuck in its rad.

07-06-2012, 10:28 PM	#15657
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,550 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hey guys! I woke up and found myself stuck to a car! What happened? Did Cuda smash into my roost? Call the highway patrol ... that car needs to be impounded! limping off to roost with my win I'm suing for damages!

07-06-2012, 10:43 PM	#15658
74Cuda MaxPuppy Rules Posts: 31,418 Karma: 31670648 Join Date: Nov 2011 Location: NW Oregon Device: Kindle Fire 8.9 HDX Kindle 3, Kindle Fire, Kindle Fire HD, Acer A200	Grabs other leg and zooooooms off again. munch munch munch evidence, what evidence officer? Hurry MaxPuppy lick it all off.

07-07-2012, 12:06 AM	#15659
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	looking around and trying to determine why there is a burnt, soggy chicken smell and why there is a car, with chicken parts stuck to it, trying to hide behind my umbrella. Oh well. strolls off to investigate these strange going ons.. why is that puppy trying to follow me?