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Old 11-04-2008, 11:05 AM   #736
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Granted. There is a clean new DVD of a film starring Robert Redford sitting at home waiting for you. And you did not were "these" today (because I'm holding them up over here in the UK).

I wish I knew what a pshyrnkocracy was.
Granted : you now live, not in darkest Hampshire, but in a country somewhere in the outer zone peopled and ruled by phsrynks all wearing pristine white coats.

I wish .....
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Old 11-04-2008, 11:38 AM   #737
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Granted : you now live, not in darkest Hampshire, but in a country somewhere in the outer zone peopled and ruled by phsrynks all wearing pristine white coats.

I wish .....
Granted. You are now covered, nay buried, in billions of little black dots.

I wish I had a name and not a number, and that the previous wish had not teleported me into somewhere in North Wales.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:32 PM   #738
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I wish I had a name and not a number, and that the previous wish had not teleported me into somewhere in North Wales.
Granted. You now have your identity back. Unfortunately, you've discovered that the world is essentially a macrocosm of a particular town in North Wales, so you can never really leave.

I wish everyone else knew how significant that was.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:52 PM   #739
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I wish everyone else knew how significant that was.
Granted. Unfortunately everyone else decides they should make a pilgrimage to a certain place in North Wales, and their combined mass makes the whole country sink under the sea. This leads the reaming half a dozen to think they must have been misguided all along, and carry on as before.

I wish I didn't have to go to the post box.
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Old 11-04-2008, 12:58 PM   #740
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Granted. Unfortunately everyone else decides they should make a pilgrimage to a certain place in North Wales, and their combined mass makes the whole country sink under the sea. This leads the reaming half a dozen to think they must have been misguided all along, and carry on as before.
So... six people left, eh?
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Old 11-04-2008, 04:44 PM   #741
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I wish I didn't have to go to the post box.
Granted. You now have to go to the Post Office. Which has just been shut in the latest efficiency drive....

I wish I knew why there appeared to be no Number Zero.
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Old 11-05-2008, 11:46 AM   #742
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I wish I knew why there appeared to be no Number Zero.
Granted. You are now Ptolemy.

I wish Obama started his new job today. (I do mean the one for which he was elected.)
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:01 PM   #743
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Old 11-05-2008, 12:49 PM   #744
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I wish I wasn't so tired.
Granted. You are now Richard Simmons. (We believe in you!)

I wish my new Serenity ornament looked more like the real Serenity.
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Old 11-05-2008, 01:43 PM   #745
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Too easy!

Granted. But now it is full size and crushed your house and tree.

I wish this pot pie had not been lava hot and had not burned my tongue.
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Old 11-05-2008, 01:47 PM   #746
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Granted. You are now Richard Simmons. (We believe in you!)

I wish my new Serenity ornament looked more like the real Serenity.
Granted - but now it weights 500kgs. and you must wear it around your neck day and night 24/7/365.


I wish that Jimmy Carter would stay home and just do his habitate for Humanity thing (which I admire).
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I wish this pot pie had not been lava hot and had not burned my tongue.
Granted, house-crusher. It is now nova-hot, and it's torched your entire abode.

(Now that we're both homeless...)

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I wish that Jimmy Carter would stay home and just do his habitate for Humanity thing (which I admire).
Granted. Jimmy's Habitat for Humanity group arranges to evict you, so they can build new houses for me and Dixie.

I wish that didn't tickle me so!
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I wish that didn't tickle me so!
Granted. The feathers stuck to the ends of the cold noodles have been replaced with raw chillis. Smokin'

I wish the coverage of the US election, which is still ongoing dementedly, would just let me sit and watch both the acceptance and concession speeches without commentary, editing or interruption. They seem worth it.
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Bravo! You did a masterful job of following the thread rules while simultaneously rendering me homeless, but then have our homes rebuilt by Jimmy Carter. Sort of tickled me too!
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Granted. The feathers stuck to the ends of the cold noodles have been replaced with raw chillis. Smokin'

I wish the coverage of the US election, which is still ongoing dementedly, would just let me sit and watch both the acceptance and concession speeches without commentary, editing or interruption. They seem worth it.
Granted - you are now glued to your chair with the speeches being repeated endlessly , at high volume and you can't reach the scotch glass.

I wish I could make up my mind on what breed of dog to get.
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