Published now at the greatest book site in the webiverse, Feedbooks, and the only place you'll find my fiction (unless it's on a cool torrent piratey site *fingers crossed*)
http://www.feedbooks.com/userbook/13613
Address all complaints, anger, constructive criticism, non constructive criticism, offers of marriage and cake recipes to the Monsanto Corporation care of my estranged brother, Monsieur Sergio Twirly Moustache.

I hope you enjoy. And if you don't, sod ya then