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Originally Posted by recluse
If all you want is beer money, take out an insurance policy then take her hunting like I said.
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I told you. If I took her huntin she might bring some Thunderbird or other fancy wine. Make a man sick mixin good Pabst Blue Ribbon with fancy wine.
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Originally Posted by recluse
Otherwise, stop drinking, help out around the house like she asks and act like a husband, not a kid.
Your choice.
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I'm not thinkin that you're a good man. Do the rest of you turn green? I saw a green guy on the TV in Sears. Do you throw cars and bust up stuff when yer mad?
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Originally Posted by MJK2111
Use reverse psychology; tell her you DON'T want to have sex tonight. I guarantee she will jump your bones in a heartbeat, wondering what the heck is going on...
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Is that reversing thing like parking in the woods where you may want to get movin real fast and when you don't have time to put your clothes on?
And what do you mean about her jumpin on my bones. That could hurt!
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Originally Posted by dsvick
As far as the beer fetching goes, you can't just assume that it is your wife's duty to serve you or that she even wants to, you have to make sure first....
You: Honey, do you want another beer/drink/wine?
Wife: Why yes dear, that would be wonderful.
Now you know she is willing...
You: Good, can you get me one while you're up?
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Your advice just ain't no good. I had to train her to buy the beer. Why do I want to mess that up. And your tellen me to tell her it's ok to drink MY beer! Bet your one of those forieners. Just holden flags you bought at a soovenerr counter.
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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
You might want to consider giving her a break by visiting the local lap dance lounge once or twice a week. I'm sure if you told her you were doing it for her she'd appreciate it.
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The only thing we got this far back is the revival meetins and they don't dance at all.
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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
@ SomeOldStory
Women need to feel wanted. Unless they receive a steady stream of attention, they begin to feel neglected. You could try posting some nude photos of her to the Internet and sending links to all your buds. Surely when the compliments begin pouring in, it would show her how much you really appreciate her.
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I'm always tellen her how much I like the Pabst Blue Ribbon beer she brings me so it can't be that.
Somebody in the trailer part already put her picture in his web site. He's the one that took the picture of her at the wedding. She's the purtyest one in the whole trailer park.
Don't start suggesting cuffs and stuff. If she wants cuffs she can sow them on herself.
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Originally Posted by rebarnmom
That's the problem... too much "practicing" ELSEWHERE.
You're getting closer...
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I don't practice much with men rebarnmom. Mostly it's my sisters and some cusins.
Well, I'm gonna try giving her one of my beers. Hope I don't spoil her too much.