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Originally Posted by Javed
Gimme 5 excuses for being late!  |
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Originally Posted by happy_terd
I shit myself.
I got pulled over for a speeding ticket.
My wife's quickie wasnt all that quick.
My best friend just came out of the closet to me.
I couldnt remember what bar I left my car at last night.
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Originally Posted by SneakySnake
Gimme 5 ways to get the cat off the roof (without hurting him!)
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Carry down in a sweater.
Carry down wrapped in a blanket.
Pass him to someone else, who is holding the ladder.
Tempt him to come down by himself by offering some tasty food.
I know it's bit of a classic, but......call the fire brigade (if it is a very high roof and no ladder is available).
Gimme 5 compliments to give to someone that is attractive!
