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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
OK - here's the plan:
1. Think tomato!
2. Think rocket
3. Think basil
4. Think "why did I ever plant so many bluddy green things."
5. Think weeds.
6. Think "Bugga I planted the wrong kind of weeds. These aren't happy weeds."
7. Think "Don't I have a life somewhere outside of this window sill?"
8. Think "Crap, there's only the window sill, keep thinking."
Now:
1. Wipe perspiration from brow with authentic red farmer's kerchief.
[If you don't own one, hop on the metro to the closest farmer's market and buy a gross - it's going to be a long summer before harvest time!]
2. Open a bottle of vino [ditto instructions to #1 above if the wine rack is empty.]
3. Check the number of pilots & amount of ammunition you have left to control the green invasion. [In a pinch, umbrellas & flashlights will do. Don't think you can buy pilots & ammunition at the farmers' market. But then you are in France.]
4. Make appointment with pshrynk to explore why you ever:
1. Started this #*@)#_$( garden
2. Shared this with witnesses.
Please pay $300 to the chicken at the coop door.
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Sounds like a good plan - but I can't, I'm busy trying to figure out what ganja wood is and what it has to do with erections
