[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

(Pshrynk and Ralph enter from behind the curtain, wearing tuxes.)
Pshrynk: "It lookes like we're going to have a great show tonight."
Ralph: "Every show with John Wayne is a good show."
Pshrynk: "We aren't having John Wayne here."
Ralph: "What, he stiffed us again?"
Pshrynk: "He's dead!"
Ralph: "Like I said. He stiffed us again.

Zelda Pinwheel: "Did you hear the one about the dying man who was given a Zany Carter just before he died?"
Sparrow: "No. What happened?"
Zelda: "They had to give him last rites in 26 different centuries and 3 different universes."

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

This one just got me odd looks from the giggling

me too (from the cats).

(Cut to Dr. Montesmag, back on the submarine bridge)
Dr.Montesmag: "Ahh...Dive, dive."
Sailor at helm: "Aye, aye, sir."
(Both the sailor and Dr.Montesmag suddenly show up in Adrian's Bar.)
Dr.Montesmag: Err...What are we doing...here?"
Sailor: "You said 'dive' ..."

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

Pshrynk: "Quiet, Ralph. Certainly we can reach an agreement with you people. This is a Comedy thread."
Spokesman: "Where?"
Pshrynk: Why, all over the thread."
One of the other Mods In Black looks around, takes out cellphone, and talks into it.: "Code 3, Hazmat. Send in a team."

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

(Hard cut to VR at the announcer mike) VR: "And another breaking score - Trees 14, Dogs 6."