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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib
Hello:
You don't know me, but does your wife have a sister who is unmarried? I have huge debts at the moment, but I like to read. I also own two Readers, so I can share, if necessary. I also own a vacuum cleaner, mop, and dustrag, so I generally understand the Theory of Cleaning.
Please respond immediately.
Sincerely,
Don
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Dear Don:
I am sorry to report that she is an only child and thus has no sister, unmarried or otherwise. (Also, no half-sisters that her Father will admit to.)
Debts are like calories, there are always more just around the corner so they are no big deal.
As for this "Theory of Cleaning", it is pure speculation by a bunch of old hens who have nothing better to do with their time than think up absurdities. You are a learned man, wise up and smell the dust bunnies.