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Originally Posted by dsvick
mmmmm
[eyes flickering open]
cough, sputter, hey! ... you're not Deb, or KK, or shortncuddly....
sputter, cough, spit.....
umm thanks though, but your standing on my chest...
ahhh, much better thanks. Now how do I get the bacon taste out of my mouth?
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Yeah, I think we're going to have to lay in an additional supply of alcohol... I can see that people will be drinking tonight.
Oh, and Pshrynk, please-please-please... none of that bacon-flavored vodka. Bleah...
Now that I think of it, I do remember reading (Punjab) that the Flabbercasters can use high proof as an alternative fuel. I'd rather not use up our GOOD stuff to power this over-grown balloon, so maybe we have some alternatives here...
I'll have a word with our pugnacious friend... methinks he may have some spare 'shine (if he doesn't think we're revenuers!)
"I ain't no DOG!"
"As long as that pretty lady has that there BOOM_STICK pointed at you, you're whatever we say you are."
(sotto voce) "Dagnabit! Ain't playin' fair! Siccin' 'em ladies on me... It was only 3-er-4 ta one, an' I wouldn'a hurt anybody... "
Now that I think on it, we'll need some chewing gum, twine, the bottom of an old pop bottle, and -- aw heck, some good two-part epoxy would work just fine.
"Some two part whut?"
"Epoxy. Got any?"
"Dang, for a dandified-up, high-britches, city-slicker, you can't got no brains! ANYBODY can see thet E-pox-E ain't bin inVENTed yet! Sheesh. Di'n you listen to thet man whut was saying 'bout th' radio 'n' time travel 'n' crap? She-it, boy! You may's well try to find parts fer yer ol' Flabbercaster as find E-POX-E. You might try th' nex' u-nee-verse over! heh he he he he... I kill me!"
Well, SOMEBODY should. OK, we're back to chewin' gum-- Sorry, CHEWING Gum, twine, and pop bottles. And booze... lots and lots of booze. Does Montsnmags deliver across temporal dimensions?