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Originally Posted by GeoffC
I'm still here - awaiting orders !!!!
(Isn't today pay-day?)
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Yes, you're quite in luck! That WAS, indeed, PAY DAY. This, however, is not. I did take the liberty of helping myself, er, helping you out by investing your hard -earned scratch in a going venture. In fact, it was leaving even then. Knowing your love of nibs, I invested at least part in a choco company, Hisheys. They make speciality chocolate. They have a little treat that all of the little kids are all over. Squirts. All the kids have Hishey's Squirts at some time. Just think of it! Why, you'll CLEAN UP! It's a dirty little secret, but sometimes you have to know just there to invest to get in on the bottom of things. This little investment of yours will take off at the runs, I'm sure, not the little drips and drabs of other irregular investments. This isn't just another crappy little investment, this thing could hit it BIG! You'll have PILES -- this is the straight poop here. Soon, you'll be SMELLING of money -- filthy, steenking rich! And fertile, too. We have eliminated all risks, leaving just the sweet smells of success, and other stuff. No, no, don't thank me, it was my doody to help out my crew -- just enjoy. Alimentary, my dear boy, just another one of the many services that I offer as lovable scoundrel, shade-tree lawyer*, and investment manger.
(Note to self... don't accept ANY food that Geoff has touched until after he's washed his hands. Better yet, fix your own food for a while...)
* MVisconte, Canine Lawyer. Are you in the dog-house? Call Visconte! Good dog!