making someone get up at farking five in the morning to have their breakfast before six is just barbaric. barbaric, i tell you. i would put that in capitals and use exclamations points but i'm too tired. i only even went to bed about 3 hours ago. it's still dark as coal outside and if there were any possible doubt that this is in fact the middle of the night, the cats have not even bothered to wake up and ask for their breakfast. the one on the bed is snoring even as i type this, the bastiche.
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