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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb
Yip, yip, yipee!! We're off to see the wizard ... the wonderful wizard of Id.
I'll try to keep my sharp throwy thing away from the zeppelin skin. Especially when we are hundreds of feet from the ground.
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Deb, you're el primo (prima? primette? pimento!)... let's not have the trip end before we're good and ready for it. Plus, it would be embarrassing to have to hear them talking about THAT at the Lovable Rogues Reunion. I am still having trouble with the fountain.
Dear, I noticed that you have a hole in your dinner plate.
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Originally Posted by fakebadgoodDeb
That not a dinner plate, that's my wickedly-sharp, amazingly useful, boomerangy throwy-thing. I thought you were cleared for that level.
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Nope, my highest clearance is "RIDICULOUS". I don't use throwy-things, and I was absent the day they covered that. Actually, I do have a couple of forged clearances... good enough to get us by sleepy guards in remote outposts.
Now, if you want to talk "things that go boom in the night", I AM cleared for that.
Also everyone, please be careful to clean up after yourselves... it's grown-up, it's polite, and it might save you a bout of dysentary... I saw WD(E) and Geoff doing dishes earlier... Geoff would put them on the ground, WD(E) would lick them clean, and Geoff would put them back in the cabinette. At least, that's what they did with MY plate. I saw that guys!
Next: Will whoever is sneaking the gin at night PLEASE stop adding water to the bottles? We KNOW you're doing it, that's fine, but don't water down what's left. Sheesh. I am ordering a couple more cases at one of our forward stops.
Next: Please be considerate when using the "heads"... turn the crank to the LEFT when we are over land, to move any... solids... to the holding tank. You turn the crank to the RIGHT when we're over OCEAN ONLY. I happen to know this first hand, as I got a very terse letter from the mayor of whatever that goofy little town was.
I need to get busy checking the system out. Please, please, PLEASE people, don't go pressing the buttons! Especially buttons that imply either things exploding, or things dropping. The main floor is also a loading hatch. We've lost one good table and set of chairs so far.