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My ex was a redhead & I very quickly learnt this
Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy
One is to let her think she is having her own way
The other is to let her have it.
Also:-
Q. What's safer, a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
A. Men always miss them
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q. How do you know when you've satisfied a redhead?
A. She unties you
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