[LCF]

Originally Posted by roger the rabbit

A Scotsman walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scotsman man shouts ' Awa ye feel hoor thatâs full Oâ coos Sharn'
(Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back 'I'm English, Speak English, I don't understand you'.
The Scotsman man shouts back 'Use both hands, you'll get more in.'

The USA and the Soviet Union are in a childish competition. Who's bigger, who's smarter, who's faster, etc. are issues being debated constantly.
One day the US President - George Bush gets a call from NASA: "Mr. President! The Russians have landed on the Moon!"
The next day NASA calls again: "Sir! The Russians are starting to paint the Moon red!"
Bush treats the issue with little interest, NASA, the US Air Force, the Navy, the Army, the Marines are all alarmed and push Bush to do something about it.
Few days later, they assault him: "Mr.President, we have to do something, they already painted half of the Moon red!"
Bush doesn't give much attention to all the noise and fuss around him...
Another week later, the US Congress starts a meeting on the subject, accusing Bush of ignorance: "They have painted the Moon red! It's as red as the communist flag, red red red!"
Bush: "O.K. guys, take some white paint and let's write Coca-Cola on it now!"