Thread: Silliness Really BAD Christmas Jokes
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Old 12-04-2009, 10:26 AM   #46
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Originally Posted by Slite View Post
It's that time of year again... lets beat some life into this old thread!
yay !!!

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can 'ho ho ho'!

Why did Santa's helper see the doctor?
Because he had a low "elf" esteem!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
aaarrg !!!

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Originally Posted by Moejoe View Post
Has anybody done the 'Santa had a big red sack' joke yet?. Crap. I gave away the punchline


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Originally Posted by Slite View Post
What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules View Post
THWACKKK!!!


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What do you call Santa's little helpers?
Subordinate clauses!
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