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Originally Posted by Mobile Mason
Q: What's the Jews ultimate dilemma?
A: Half-priced pork.
note: I had a rabbi tell me this joke, so don't be stupid...
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Being raised protestant and largely ignorant of Jewish ways; the first time I ever attended a service at a local Reform Temple, I asked the Rabbi if I would have to wear a yarmulke. He replied, "No, but bring a goat."