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Originally Posted by dreams
I just knew it! Not only does chocolate fit into the top three of my daily food groups (chocolate starts as a seed- so vegetable.. chocolate is brown- so since some fruits turn brown, it qualifies... and chocolate is on top of chocolate donuts - so it is a bread) Wait... chocolate goes on ice cream - so it also is a dairy!
Now, Doughnut Day qualifies as a "holey" day so lots of chocolate doughnuts! .... Dang, I'm covered for everything now!  |
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Originally Posted by Sparrow
Doughnut Day is a holey day.  |
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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
Although I have to admit to a bit of anxiety this morning when I read on the Internet that the Church of the Second Coming of the Great Prophet Zarquon had begun celebrating the return of their leader.
My anxiety subsided when the celebrations were cancelled, however, after it was revealed that the Prophet's return was not the official fulfillment of prophecy they had expected, but only a temporary visit. As Zarquon explained to his followers, He was "concerned that if [He] stayed away from earth too long," He might "miss Doughnut Day."
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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
That would be cannibalistic wouldn't it, if we considered the doughnut as a species?
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Originally Posted by BenG
Cheerios are doughnut seeds.
Just put them in your planter and add a little milk every day and fertilize with a simple syrup.
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Bless you all. And hale (hail?) the holey doughnut!