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Originally Posted by dreams

See.... these threads do breed overnight! I just found this thread and, like the others, just don't know how I missed it!

:takingmikeforherturn: ah..humm :screechsound: "Whoops, could someone turn this down? What? Oh, move it back from my mouth? Gotch ya!"

That's what she said. (Sorry, I was brought up on a steady diet of Are You Being Served? and The Benny Hill Show, and if I don't occasionally release the pent-up innuendo, I explode in a pink-confetti storm of comments about how my pussy got wet, while looking for a small, old bald man to pat repeatedly on the head).

OK, well, umm, well, thanks to all of those, ah... This is a lot harder to do than I thought! :swingingherbodybackandforthwhileholdingthemike:

It's okay...just relaaaaxe, let it all flow out of you, let all your muscles go loose.

Oh.

["Attention! Attention! Mop-and-bucket to aisle eleventy please. Mop-and-bucket"]

It's okay, do go on, dreams. No, don't worry, it happens to all of us.

Thanks to all of you for your courage in sharing and I would like to say I love reading everyone's comments on this forum. I usually pop in some during the day, but mostly I cruise through late at night (which I guess is early morning for those across the pond).

...and is probably Tuesday fortnight ago/next down below the globe's waistline.

I've found lots of very useful information about my 505 on this forum and many people very willing to help. I may not have enjoyed my 505 as much without this forum and all of the beautifully formatted books offered here. I've even started to enjoy some of the classics I'd passed over before.

Yes, and practical considerations and appreciations should never be ignored, and so I offer those same people (well, not the 505 people, because they probably didn't help me much with my Iliad problems, but, still, that's not to undermine their efforts at all) a laurel and hardy handshake (yeah, I'm plagiarising Blazing Saddles) to all those who have done all the good things that make me want to send them all a strip-a-gram of their preference, or possibly just a gift voucher for their favourite (e)book store if only I had the means and didn't have the Restraining Orders against me.

I especially love that the authors on this forum are so very willing to share their work with us.

I know. They're like J.K.Rowling, but without the money and with the progressive thought processes. Not to mention being just totally swell people.

Like the others before me, I was intimidated by the lounge and all the insider knowledge and jokes. Doing searches to figure it out resulted in many pages of threads and tid bits of information. (Not to mention hours of reading to simi figure out what was going on. Then, heaven forbid, if I missed logging on for a day or two! I think threads breed overnight!)

Hey, feel free to ask questions. At the very least someone will point you towards a relevant thread, where any apparent joke will become much clearer [he says, trying not to laugh hysterically].

Gesh, a beginners MR dictionary would be great!!

It has been mentioned, though I think in much the same way as "Wouldn't it be great to have implants that let you access the intawebs simply via thought process with result and creation of response projected directly onto your retinas?". A good idea, but also kind of scary too.

I want to thank everyone (that should make sure I don't forget anyone) for making this such a great forum to visit, learn, and have fun reading.

Oh, yeah. I nearly forgot all those things. Practical consideration is not my strong suit (and my strong suit is at the dry-cleaners - they better read the tags or it'll rust up quicker than an Alfa Romeo at a salt-farm)

@ Alphapheemail I just knew that Godiva chocolates and the song, "I Believe in Miracles" by Hot Chocolate would help.

~happy sigh~. Ah, I'm in love.

Oh, yeah, answers to the questions... :idon'trememberanythingi'vejustsaidandhopethati haven'tmadeafoolofmyself:

As a self-declared Fool, allow me to say that even if you did it would not lower my high opinion of you in the slightest.

I love dark chocolate, cats, and Monty Python.

See, and I reckon a statement like is far more explanatory that those Myers-Briggs Type Indicators, hey?

I vote for everything, Fridays are junk food days, send me a ticket and I'll be there (Paris), and what's a duck?

[WHACK!]

Now, now, pick yourself up and don't be too hard on yourself. LazyScot still hasn't learned.

I'm more than willing to lend you money... um.. could I borrow 20 bucks ?

Sure, but only if you lend me $35 first.

It's been sooo long that I don't even remember why I chose my user name. I think it was something to do with some poetry I wrote. Sueños was taken, so I used the English translation - dreams.

...and yet, I'll always have the Gabrielle song running through my head whenever I see your username:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNcoIuP_CM4

I'll take a chocolate ZC, please..

One Zany Carter Patricia coming right up!

And in closing, I would like to say.....

What pants? I always wear this shirt at home.

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"What pants?"...another one of my personal mottos. I don't feel so alone anymore [sniff].

Cheers,
Marc