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Originally Posted by Moejoe
Dear Americans,
It has come to my attention that the English language was only loaned to you on a semi-permanent basis. I discovered, only recently, and thanks to Jeff Bezos's example, that when {...} a master of American English) to invent a new language. This new language will be formally known as Adrienish and will include a six-letter alphabet.
We wish you the best of luck in this transition period.
Yours
Her Maj
Queen Elizabeth II
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Howz about we give you ebonics for collateral, and we promise to put a check in the mail on Tuesday?
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Originally Posted by Wetdogeared
You might as well go to the extreme contraction p'r com'ny.
WDE.
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No, it doesn't quite roll lazily enough off one's tongue. Par company sort of slides in from the molars and oozes to the lips, which gently kiss it into sound. Say it slow like it tastes good to you.