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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
that's true of chocolate coins too, when you think about it...  maybe mobilita républica should use the chocolate standard ? |
I'd have thought they were made of Fools' Gold?
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Originally Posted by vivaldirules
So how many  does it take to buy a Zany Carter Patricia? I could use one right now. |
They're free, of course, to anyone who asks. It's a bit like Beetlejuice, except you only have to ask once.
[a small gibbon - not Adrian - pops into existence in front of VR holding a silver platter on which sits a tall glass of chocolately-bubbling goodness tapped by a curly straw with a geometry not completely intersecting with this reality but at least its source and sucking end are. The small gibbon says "Here you go, pet" as he hands the glass to VR, then says "Giggle", and disappears with a sound exactly the reverse of that with which he arrived [POP!]]
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Originally Posted by Curly
Humm, well, I'm guessing its a drink...and anything that involves chocolate must be good...does it have alcohol? I like a good drink too.  |
The alcohol is to temper some of its more extreme effects.
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Originally Posted by Curly
Oh a number of years now, but they have never divulged the ingredients of their top secret product, guess they don't trust me.  |
Nope. Nobody can be trusted with the formulation except the sub-recesses of the zorangest corners of the deepest basements of the back of the attic cupboards of my mind where even I don't wander, or at least don't remember wandering without screaming for a good 23 days. Oh, and Adrian.
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
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Zany Carters are not like that at all.
Clear now? |
Pshrynk knows more than most, but forgets most of what he knows and remembers parts that never happened on our last pub crawl but will probably happen on the next. He'd describe it in more elaborate detail, but it'll cost you at least $300, and you'd have to meet the laddie at the door, and general consensus is that the laddie at the door is not to be trusted (
I don't trust him...it...and it was
my Human Resources department that supplied him...it...as a replacement for the last).
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Originally Posted by pshrynk
That's not true! They produce all sorts of "interesting" "side effects."
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Sure, but "interesting" and "side effects"...do they really count as "productivity"? If so, I'm increasing the price by 200%.
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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel
well... that's probably normal at first. you'll soon get used to it.  |
Zelda knows the Montsnmags Enterprises Beverage Division motto:
You'll soon get used to it (and then your mind will go nova)
Cheers,
Marc