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Originally Posted by pshrynk
How are you on anti-squirrel defence? Just askin'.  |
We have a computer guided close-in weapons system (CIWS) exept for the few we take home to experiment
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
What??? Wait.
I did so NOT turn you down for anything!
As a matter of fact, we've just had an opening for a "procurement officer"
Interested?
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Wrong. Too little, too late. No.
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Originally Posted by DixieGal
"Hello, Bank? I would like to place a stop pay flag on my acct, check #0001, made to the order of Wood. Yes, I'll hold...."
[hums along with elevator music]
".... Yes, I'll gladly sign an affadavit ascertaining that the check was stolen. Thank you."
Wood, they told me to tell you to go home and not try to flee until they get there. I'm hoping AM will send some "peacekeepers" along to protect you and make sure you are safe in your house arrest situation. I meant, "safe in your home."
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Again, too late. check was certified, it was also #10785 so where the other 10,784 checks went is possible material for an investigation. I doubt that that will happen since you nationalized the bank.
Your request for extensions to your line of credit (LOC) at Krispy Kreme has been denied. From now on, cash only.
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Originally Posted by Sweetpea
RWood, I like your country!
After I finish this wall, I'll join you and enjoy the view  |
Sweetpea, tou are welcome to come over and stay. While many walls are designed to keep others out, they also work to keep some in.
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Originally Posted by nekokami
How did we manage to get into hostilities already? I'd like to register my status as a Conscientious Objector, please....
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So noted and registered. Your position as a teacher of teachers already qualified you for the status.