If you need an alibi, I can always provide the necessary documentation and affidavit, dependent upon the usual cut of any or all illicit, or otherwise, renumerations of the chocolate and/or monetary commodity, whilst also maintaining a quiet non sequitur about any statement that may or may not be required in any court of any land which places an unnecessary burden on my ability or abilities to render the true nature of any event or non event that I am, through no pain or death expected to perform in the duties thereof, or not as the case may be...
you can count on my descretion in this matter, please post a public acknowledgement accordingly ....
3 winks at the left window and a waggle of the foot in the right....
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