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Originally Posted by drjd
Good morning Dear Poohbear,
Glad your health is constantly improving. You apparently are having good time and enjoying the luxuries of this facility. Today Dr. Woo, a distant cousine of Dr. Who will visit for your health check-up. If he finds you in perfact shape, he will undertake a little surgery to implant some complex nano-chips under your feathers enabling you to mutate into a SuperChicken, and you will gain all the powers of Superman, Spiderman, Hulk, Batman and Wolverine together.
You know, this step is imperrative to make you able to defend yourself in the cruel world full of lizards, cats, dogs, mice and ferrets. The surgery is totally painless, and (possibly) does not have any side effects. Needless to say, It is important to make you completely indestructible before we proceed to the birthday party of the Spawn at Lab North!
Don't give a damn what the sneaky, untustworthy, double-dealing fiends are thinking aloud!
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So how is the good Dr. Woo getting inside the house to visit me -- I'm encased in a protective shell. Do you have a transporter beam? Hidden door? Trap door?
