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Originally Posted by RWood
Just drive straight ahead propeller beanie boy and nobody gets hurt too much. We don't need no stinkin' badges for your so called "security parameter." Now Drive!
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Sure, now if you can just pass my cab-valet-monkey your coat...and your shirt, pants, wallet, shoes and that little bang-bang you're pointing out me that would fit inside the primed Higgs Bosonic Mass Displacement Rifle currently saying "G'day" to you from under my seat, I'll have them all cleaned, pressed and polished and refashioned into something more "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" and back to you toot-sweet in time for your marvellous and loudly announced entry at our party-destination, the ever-magnificent Chateau Pompette. All part of the service, sir.
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Originally Posted by desertgrandma
(I think you chose the wrong taxi, RWood. Did you get a good look at his face? Does it look 'right' to you?)
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Right as rain and totally sane (I've got a certificate off pshrynk to prove it, see? What? Crayon does not invalidate the content!). Please feel free to help yourself to the cab-bar. I highly recommend the Zany Carter Patricia, if you're feeling adventurous, and you're not a dog (it's 112-proof chocolate).
Cheers,
Marc