Thread: Silliness Tales of Gratuitous Dumbness
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Old 02-06-2009, 04:44 AM   #33
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Originally Posted by Nate the great View Post
There was the time when I was 9, and I thought it would be neat to shave off my eyebrows.

There was the time I slid down a banister into a nail, and ended up in the emergency room.

There was the time I was prying 2 boards apart and hit myself between the eyes with one, and ended up in the emergency room.

There was a period of time when I was 8 when I experimented with removing my hand from the edge of the door after closing it.

There was the time someone said "Nate, catch" and I didn't, and I ended up in the emergency room.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a fire hydrant.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a concrete trash can.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a parked car.

There was the time I was riding on my bicycle and ran into a building. (Needless to say, I wasn't the most observant child.)
"What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger." Bloody hell, you must be SUPERMAN!

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Moral of the story; take your time and be safe.
Damn, I guessed wrong. I thought it was "Always carry a digital camera".

Cheers,
Marc
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