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Originally Posted by WT Sharpe
This just in! The page turn buttons on the Oasis have proven so insanely popular that Jeff Bezos has wasted no time in announcing the next top of the line model, the Retro. The Retro, which is expected to sell for $1200 retail, not only retains the page turn buttons of the Oasis, but will also feature a physical keyboard! Here's a picture leaked by an anonymous Amazon employee:
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It's too heavy and not thin enough. No one in their right mind would ever buy such a device.