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Old 04-10-2016, 01:02 PM   #78237
Solitaire1
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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc View Post
ACHHHOOOOOOOOOO!

*Fumes from the added alcohol causes the chicken to violently sneeze, which blows the match out, and blows the match box out of Death Valley.*


*hick* Fortified Guinness .... 4000% proof! I must be in heaven.
*Solitaire1 inserts a bit of reality into this fantasy part of the thread...*

Unfortunately the highest possible proof is 200, which is pure alcohol.

*We now return to the fantasy...*

PoohBear has seemingly escaped from being in the middle of a fire ball. But the danger is not over, for the question will soon be answered about why there was so much Guinness stored there.

*A massive shadow appears over Death Valley. It is a shadow of the Drink Star! A massive ship appears in orbit and a long straw extends from it, a straw that is heading directly towards the Guinness.*

"I have a bad feeling about this..." win.
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