Thread: New Voyage coming in November _ rumour [FALSE]
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Old 11-23-2015, 07:33 PM   #335
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Originally Posted by JSWolf View Post
Given the date and how close it is to Hanukkah and Christmas, I highly doubt Amazon would release new Kindles now. Amazon has never released in December and not this close to December.
You're wrong.

My inside sources tell me that this is only a temporary delay.

Apparently the unicorn, the one that was supposed to fart the rainbows which would be used in the new Kindle's screen, is constipated. But don't worry; she's been given a double dose of ex-lax.
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