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Old 11-04-2014, 10:13 AM   #8163
Bilbo1967
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A man got this text from a neighbour.....

Quote:
I am so sorry mate. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.
I have been helping myself to your wife, day and night when you're not
around, in fact more than you. I do not get it at home, but that's no
excuse.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest
apology with my promise that it won't, ever happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in:

Spoiler:
Quote:
Damn autocorrectl! I meant "wifi"
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