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Originally Posted by RWood
You do watch religiously. However, religion is losing attendance throughout Europe and the Federal Communications Commission in the US invokes the Fairness Doctrine (again) forcing equal time provisions requiring a secular show to balance the impact of the new llama centric Dr Who. The new show. "Planet Head and His Guitar, Live from Chi" is a national hit and becomes must watch TV for the anti-llama set. PH is offered a staring role in a new feature film (he also performs the theme song), presides at many ribbon cutting events to open new web sites and shopping centers, and hosts a massive city wide BBQ cook-off with Barney until it about one-half way through the event it is discovered that Barney is the secret ingredient in many of the BBQs offered. In a rapid turn of fortune, PH goes from being the goat (as many blamed him for Barney's demise) to national hero for ending the reign of terror so many children felt from that purple monster (and bad lounge singer.)
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ha !!! that wasn't even a wish but i couldn't have wished for a better corruption.