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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc
*chicken breathes sigh of relief*
Whew! Everyone is too busy discussing other things than chickens. I'm safe ... for now.
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Just because we discuss things other than chickens doesn't mean that, in this thread, consuming chickens is not foremost in our minds. Tasty chickens are one of life's wonders and we always look forward to it.
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Originally Posted by eschwartz
Shh!!! Do you have any idea how hard it is to distract them?
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*Solitaire1 sings...*
"It's impossible..."
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Originally Posted by 5thWiggleWife
Does anyone else smell chicken?
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Yes, there's a tasty chicken right over there.
*Solitaire1 points towards PoohBear.*
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Originally Posted by Dylrob
If I spray my competition with essence of chicken, will they eat themselves to death, leaving the delicious poultry to me alone?
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Just because something smells like chicken doesn't mean that it IS chicken. Although foodstuffs that taste like chicken are nice, like "Chicken In A Bisquet" crackers, nothing replaces that most wonderful of foods...especially when it takes the form of fried chicken...chicken noodle soup...chicken pot pie...