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Old 05-23-2014, 02:54 PM   #2345
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Originally Posted by Solitaire1 View Post
I've been thinking and there's one way for PoohBear to avoid being eaten, he can transform into another type of bird that humans don't eat. After all, the following don't exist:

- Kentucky Fried Penguin
- Owl Pot Pie
- Budgie Caccitore
- Parakeet Noodle Soup
While the recipes given don't exist at the moment, I'm sure someone can bring them into existance. After all, Inuits eat Snowy Owls, Austrailan Aboriginals eat parakeets, and just about every Antarctic explorer has eaten penguin...

There is pretty much nothing that was once alive (or sometimes still alive ) in this world that isn't eaten, drank, or stuffed in some orifice by some member of the human race. After all, someone once smelled a durian and thought: "I wonder if I can eat that thorny, smelly thing?"
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