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Old 11-01-2008, 08:39 PM   #28
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Not to mention the incredible resolution and detail when zooming pictures to 100000% or whatever.
This might give you a giggle about Tv or movie shows. It's from eTales.

It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any alien civilization.

It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predessers.

When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer concussion or brain damage.

No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Police Departments give their officers personality test to make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is their total opposite.

When they are alone foreigners prefer to speak English to to each other.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it's a door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

An Electric fence powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year old-child.
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